Does Hope Float?
A middle aged woman with no arms and no legs is watching the sunset on the sandy shore of a beach. She begins crying to herself.
A man walking nearby hears her sobbing and approaches the lonely woman. He asks, "What's the matter, ma'am? Is there something wrong?"
He then notices she has no legs and arms. She looks up and says, "Yes. I'm a heartbroken amputee and all I want before my life ends is to be screwed. Would you please?"
The guy is taken by suprise.
"No ma'am. I'm not like that. Sorry to dissapoint you."
He then quickly walks off. She is again alone and the sun is about to die down. Another man happens to be walking and hears the same cry of desperation. He walks over to the poor lady and asks the similar question, "Are you okay, ma'am? What's the problem?"
She pleads again, "Yes. I'm a heartbroken amputee and all I want before my life ends is to be screwed. Would you please?"
The guy is obviously confused at this point but determines to
2006-06-30
09:12:32
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