Does Hope Float?
A middle aged woman with no arms and no legs is watching the sunset on the sandy shore of a beach. She begins crying to herself.
A man walking nearby hears her sobbing and approaches the lonely woman. He asks, "What's the matter, ma'am? Is there something wrong?"
He then notices she has no legs and arms. She looks up and says, "Yes. I'm a heartbroken amputee and all I want before my life ends is to be screwed. Would you please?"
The guy is taken by suprise.
"No ma'am. I'm not like that. Sorry to dissapoint you."
He then quickly walks off. She is again alone and the sun is about to die down. Another man happens to be walking and hears the same cry of desperation. He walks over to the poor lady and asks the similar question, "Are you okay, ma'am? What's the problem?"
She pleads again, "Yes. I'm a heartbroken amputee and all I want before my life ends is to be screwed. Would you please?"
The guy is obviously confused at this point but determines to
2006-06-30 09:12:32 · 54 answers · asked by gordo214 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The guy is obviously confused at this point but determines to
2006-06-30 09:16:36 · update #1
The guy is obviously confused at this point but determines to give her a solution. He picks her up off the sand and tosses her into the ocean. He hollers out to her, "LOOK! NOW YOU'RE SCREWED!"
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sorry it took me a while to get the rest up there.
2006-06-30 09:20:34 · update #2
Take her to the DMV.
2006-06-30 09:14:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I thought that was ok, and yes she is screwed unless she can hold her breath really long and the tide can throw her out, but if it pulls her in I hope she drowns b4 being eaten by a shark or something
2006-07-14 06:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by Tasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny has no arms and legs, but one day some neighborhood boys knocked on his door and asked his mother "Can Johnny come out and play baseball with us?"
She said "Now, you know he has no arms and legs..."
One boy replied "We know, Ma'am...we want to use him for third base."
2006-07-10 12:14:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the? Where is the rest of the joke? Without the rest of the joke it's definitly not funny :( I don't think it'd be funny anyways
2006-06-30 09:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by morgysan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That came from the "Totall Tasteless Joke Book" and was not quite written correctly, or it would have been funny.
2006-07-13 18:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by faith2u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not funny, but I'd like to know - how did she get there in the first place?
2006-06-30 09:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
help her out so he throws her in the ocean and says "now you are screwed"
yes funny
2006-06-30 09:15:52 · answer #7 · answered by hkfkgsdvfksa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the catch line is:
he decides to help her so he throws her in the water and says "now ur screwed!"
that is very funny!!!!
2006-06-30 09:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by hackmaster_sk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A back float?
A rootbeer float.
A parade float.
2006-07-13 15:45:48 · answer #9 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question after funny of not ....I say not. Was does hope float? I say no to that to.
2006-06-30 09:26:09 · answer #10 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny its to long and needs to get to the point
2006-06-30 09:15:29 · answer #11 · answered by green_day_fan_5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋