All categories - 24 June 2006

I was at the local Chinese foot take out other day. I ordered chop suey...basically steamed cabbage and shrimp. I saw them take a white food container fill it with chopped cabbage and put it in the microwave. It tasted great (my favorite chinese meal). Question

2006-06-24 03:50:07 · 6 answers · asked by eddie9551 5 in Ethnic Cuisine

Has anyone really found the grass to be greener on the other side?

The way that I see it is that it might be for alittle while. Then after a while it will get dry and start to turn brown again. If the grass in your yard starts to wilt and get dry you just have to water it and show it some love for that green look and feel again.

Do you agree? Have you found the grass greener elsewhere?

2006-06-24 03:50:03 · 11 answers · asked by dean_moriarty00 3 in Marriage & Divorce

I can buy a package for the English Premier League and the Italian Serie A, but cannot find any that offer the world's best league, La Liga. Any help would be appreciated.

2006-06-24 03:50:00 · 6 answers · asked by Canario92 3 in Spanish Football

2006-06-24 03:49:51 · 3 answers · asked by misse 3 in Photography

Can anyone advise the cheapest way for a man to get to wisconsin from belfast and back short stopover required.

2006-06-24 03:49:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2006-06-24 03:49:50 · 7 answers · asked by who knows 5 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-06-24 03:49:40 · 7 answers · asked by omeyl_omeyl84 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-24 03:49:32 · 17 answers · asked by Daniel Radcliffe craziest fan 1 in Celebrities

OH !!!!!!! How stupid, foolish, silly guys who says Korea go 4 casually in 2002 worldcup!!!
There was advantage in 2002 worldcup to Korea, but !!! Totti in Italy did hollywood action !!!! If you can't believe, u can see
Kor vs Italy in 2002. Totti is cheap to sustain RED CARD !!!
Oh,,, stupid, silly guys......Think and Think!!!!

2006-06-24 03:49:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-06-24 03:49:23 · 15 answers · asked by teohuishan2204 2 in Friends

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2006-06-24 03:49:19 · 6 answers · asked by Xtreem 2 in Tennis

I am very over weight becuase of the unhealfy food i eat, but mostly because of doughnuts. I eat many doughnuts a day but the may times i have tried to stop they have failed and some times making me eat even more doughnuts than before. Please give me some advice.

2006-06-24 03:49:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2006-06-24 03:48:47 · 10 answers · asked by Vayu W 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Isn't it child abuse? At what age would it be appropriate to call Child Protective Services?
My husband told me that a guy he works with has an 18-month old and they started washing his mouth out with soap when he backtalks. Now I am so mad and I want my husband to do something about it, because at that age I think that it's just wrong. Maybe I should do something about it.

2006-06-24 03:48:41 · 27 answers · asked by eddysmomma 4 in Toddler & Preschooler

The information should be able to be understood by the common man rather than by doctor professionals.

2006-06-24 03:48:20 · 4 answers · asked by kva 1 in Other - Diseases

2006-06-24 03:48:17 · 11 answers · asked by the if in life 2 in Hair

I have daytime running lamps on my caliber. when the car is in drive the running lamps are on. when you turn on the headlamps for normal night time intensity, the driver side lamp does not come on. Also when you turn on the left or right turn signal the corresponding daytime running lamp turns off until you turn the turn signal back off.

2006-06-24 03:48:07 · 10 answers · asked by edhooks7 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

How can the American legal system, which is so devoted to protecting individual rights, justify itself morally if it jeopardizes, through its own rules, the right of law-abiding citizens to personal peace and security?

2006-06-24 03:48:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:

John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

Mary: Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's *** with us."

Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ***?"

John: "If you kiss Hank's ***, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the **** out of you."

Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropists. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do whatever he wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss his ***."

Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."

Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ***?"

Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."

John: "Then come kiss Hank's *** with us."

Me: "Do you kiss Hank's *** often?"

Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."

Me: "And has He given you a million dollars?"

John: "Well no. You don't actually get the money until you leave town."

Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"

Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and He kicks the **** out of you."

Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ***, left town, and got the million dollars?"

John: "My mother kissed Hank's *** for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."

Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"

John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."

Me: "So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"

Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty-dollar bill on the street."

Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?"

John: "Hank has certain 'connections.'"

Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."

John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's *** He'll kick the **** of you."

Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight from him..."

Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

Me: "Then how do you kiss His ***?"

John: "Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His ***. Other times we kiss Karl's ***, and he passes it on."

Me: "Who's Karl?"

Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ***. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."

Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss His ***, and that Hank would reward you?"

John: "Oh no! Karl has a letter he got from Hank years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."

From the desk of Karl

1.
Kiss Hank's *** and He'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
2.
Use alcohol in moderation.
3.
Kick the **** out of people who aren't like you.
4.
Eat right.
5.
Hank dictated this list Himself.
6.
The moon is made of green cheese.
7.
Everything Hank says is right.
8.
Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9.
Don't use alcohol.
10.
Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
11.
Kiss Hank's *** or He'll kick the **** out of you.

Me: "This appears to be written on Karl's letterhead."

Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."

Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."

John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."

Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"

Mary: "Not now, but years ago He would talk to some people."

Me: "I thought you said He was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the **** out of people just because they're different?"

Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."

Me: "How do you figure that?"

Mary: "Item 7 says 'Everything Hank says is right.' That's good enough for me!"

Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."

John: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and item 8 says 'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."

Me: "But 9 says 'Don't use alcohol.' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."

Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from out of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."

Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon was somehow 'captured' by the Earth has been discounted*. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."

John: "Ha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"

Me: "We do?"

Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."

Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than saying 'Hank's right because He says He's right.'"

John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking."

Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

Mary: She blushes.

John: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."

Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"

John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"

Mary: She looks positively stricken.

John: He's shouting. "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"

Mary: Sticks her fingers in her ears."I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la."

John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."

Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."

Mary: She faints.

John: He catches Mary. "Well, if I'd known you where one of those I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the **** out of you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's *** for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.

2006-06-24 03:47:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Turn your American Dollars into North American "Ameros"
Kiss your Bill of Rights goodbye.
Wait to hear the trumpets of heaven.

Jerome Corsi writes about the "super-state" on Humaneventsonline.com
I've also seen some articles on worldnetdaily.com

2006-06-24 03:47:40 · 4 answers · asked by pkplanner 1 in Immigration

Why do Catholics put powers into false idols like St. Christopher.....This is how it goes...if you have a St Christopher Medal and have it blessed by a Priest (Man) then St Christopher will protect you while you travel.

Where is Jesus in this?

If this is not Idol worship then what is it?

2006-06-24 03:47:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-24 03:47:30 · 1 answers · asked by elvisjohn 7 in Higher Education (University +)

OH !!!!!!! How stupid, foolish, silly guys who says Korea go 4 casually in 2002 worldcup!!!
There was advantage in 2002 worldcup to Korea, but !!! Totti in Italy did hollywood action !!!! If you can't believe, u can see
Kor vs Italy in 2002. Totti is cheap to sustain RED CARD !!!
Oh,,, stupid, silly guys......Think and Think!!!!

2006-06-24 03:47:29 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-06-24 03:47:29 · 8 answers · asked by thebumpers 1 in Investing

2006-06-24 03:47:25 · 8 answers · asked by yansen_guy 2 in Auto Racing

Since they are coming off DL and my other pitchers are doing fine. I may need to send out trade offers for a strong bat.

2006-06-24 03:47:24 · 5 answers · asked by Rick 7 in Fantasy Sports

2006-06-24 03:47:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

can of Stella..........Anyone fancy one??

2006-06-24 03:47:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

imagine someone who has a lisp trynna say that they have a "lisp".

2006-06-24 03:47:07 · 6 answers · asked by Guerda B 2 in Other - Society & Culture

My 1 year old cat hasnt been home for a week, but its hard to say she has since im working in the day, so I dont know if she's popped in. She's stayed out for a while before but only for a few days. She's been 'done' and had her jabs and chipped, but im worrying if anything bad has happened and that she's not eating. Is it normal for a cat of this age to stay out for so long? I have woods behind my house if that helps.

2006-06-24 03:47:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats