All categories - 22 June 2006

2006-06-22 23:44:35 · 5 answers · asked by gaoxin26 1 in Medicine

ROSES AND HANGING BASKETS

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with

this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just

pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern

times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the

grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager

wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has

friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show

off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

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2006-06-22 23:44:32 · 5 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-22 23:44:30 · 8 answers · asked by nazreen_gurl 1 in Dancing

Why do Muslims and Muslim nations despise Jews so much? Why has Iran vowed to wipe them off the map?

2006-06-22 23:44:16 · 20 answers · asked by mikey 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I can't see your brains, therefore you are nothing but brainless ****s!

2006-06-22 23:44:10 · 4 answers · asked by happy wahhaby 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-22 23:44:09 · 2 answers · asked by fishn_talz 1 in Other - US Local Businesses

My wife is continuing(after I told her to stop), is continuing to look at porn, and watching lesbians having sex. I told her to stop because I don't look at stuff like that,.it makes me think I'm not satisfying her. She said he wouldn't do it anymore and I just found a porn site on our address bar. What should I do?

2006-06-22 23:43:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

briefly i quareled with my wife now caz i said i will block one user name on her mail he is man and caz i am jelous and she has no conection with him at all just its on net site that u recive invetation from ppl u dont know them and she doesnt know him at all ,but she said why to block him if he will send anopther messege we will block him.
am i wrong or what ?is this deserv that she leave me alone and be angery with me and shout to me ?
since days she is saying to me get out and bad words,what shall i do ?

2006-06-22 23:43:37 · 8 answers · asked by dodi 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-06-22 23:43:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

I am going to start reading to my 8 month baby I was wondering if any one has tips for it .

2006-06-22 23:43:26 · 12 answers · asked by xihuitl 2 in Newborn & Baby

topics desired r augustan non fictional prose,metaphysical poetry,romantic essayists,augustan verse satire..even notes or term papers are welcome ...help as soon as possible..

2006-06-22 23:43:11 · 1 answers · asked by celeste m 1 in Other - Education

2006-06-22 23:43:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-06-22 23:42:50 · 14 answers · asked by kinny 2 in Music

2006-06-22 23:42:41 · 11 answers · asked by micky k 3 in Other - United Kingdom

Seriously now! What do men really want and appreciate?

2006-06-22 23:42:09 · 18 answers · asked by janey 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

I bought a large piece of pork belly from the local butchers two days ago, and there was not any particular smell. However the following day the meat had quite a pungent smell when I took it out of the refridgerator, and I did not know if it ws safe to eat it. Can you help?

2006-06-22 23:41:56 · 13 answers · asked by ykman78 1 in Other - Food & Drink

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What am I?

2006-06-22 23:41:48 · 14 answers · asked by Louie J 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I liked the original Star Wars because of Han Solo - I think he made the trilogy funny and interesting - why did they mention him in the 3rd Sith film?

2006-06-22 23:41:41 · 4 answers · asked by faincut 2 in Movies

2006-06-22 23:41:34 · 15 answers · asked by Moonkeybiskits 3 in Birds

I always see or hear this words being mentioned in books, shows, or whatever, I'm just confused why "your wish is my command" is used when the wish is an order to perform.

2006-06-22 23:41:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2006-06-22 23:41:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

My husband is continuing(after I told him to stop), is continuing to look at porn, and watching lesbians having sex. I told him to stop because I don't look at stuff like that,.it makes me think I'm not satisfying him. He said he wouldn't do it anymore and I just found a porn site on our address bar. What should I do?

2006-06-22 23:40:59 · 25 answers · asked by mom_of_twins28 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-06-22 23:40:54 · 15 answers · asked by stacy 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-22 23:40:50 · 9 answers · asked by French Belief Inspectaz # 6 2 in Other - Society & Culture

if 50 000 civilians are killed in this war estmated 2/3 should be women and children. Not insurgents not terrorists. Republicans it is time to face reality. It is not a game anymore.

2006-06-22 23:40:49 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

i hate having to learn french and other languages. i hate having to do the geography and history of other countries. its not fair. we may be small but we sure can kick any other country in seven's rugby.

2006-06-22 23:40:43 · 6 answers · asked by rock_lover69 2 in Geography

2006-06-22 23:40:37 · 6 answers · asked by aadil h 1 in Singles & Dating

I just found out i was pregnant and i formed an abscessed tooth and I have a fever running nose and if this is left untreated can it cause harm to my baby? Because it says that it is life threating....is this true what should i do?>

2006-06-22 23:40:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental