A married couple is driving down the freeway doing 80 km/h. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce. The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 90 km/h. She says, I don't want you to try talk me out of it, because while you've been off fishing so much, I've been having an affair with your best friend and he's a better lover than you. Again the husband stay's quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, I want the house. Again the husband speeds up and now is doing 120 km/h. She says, I want the car, the checking account and all the credit cards too. The husband slowly starts to veer towards the bridge overpass piling, as she says, Is there anything you want?. The husband says, No I've got everything I need. She asks, What's that. The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 160km/h, I've got the airbag!!
2006-10-11
19:26:03
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Barney B
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