I normally delete them immediately, especially those telling me my wishes will come true if I send a specific e-mail to at least seven other people. But still here is one I really would like to share with you:
Dear All
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat **** in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also,I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the R15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program ....
Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeriawho wants me to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost r
2007-11-29
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