Do you delete "chain" e-mails or do you forward them?

Question

I normally delete them immediately, especially those telling me my wishes will come true if I send a specific e-mail to at least seven other people. But still here is one I really would like to share with you:

Dear All

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat **** in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also,I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the R15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program ....
Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeriawho wants me to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost r

relative of a customer who died intestate.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a aftershave sample and rob me.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet

mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the R50.00 I found dropped in the
car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.
I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beauticians relative once removed.

By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late!

Styviesblu, I did take my hand of the mouse LOL

cakes4africa - If your IQ is low, than mine is non-existant LOL

cheri - will you let me know whether you found your 144 000 contacts LOL (maybe by Tuesday or Wednesday, should give you enough time)

Answer 1

Hahaha, thats brilliant! This is one chain email ill defintly send around! Pity i dont know 144 000 ppl...

What do i do with chain mail? Read , roll eyes, trash...

*edt*
I wonder how many ppl quickly moved their hand from their mouse. I almost did
XD

Answer 2

Well, I did not move my hand, my IQ must be so low that I did not even understand it. Lol!
My niece sends me quite funny ones. There is one that one has to add a recipe and send on to 7 people. Each time it comes around, one adds another recipe. I enjoy that one.
But, I have not received any idiotic "inheritance" from Nigeria.
The only other chain mail I forwarded, was the one about boycotting the main petrol suppliers, because I thought it could work if everyone joined in.

Answer 3

drained old guy - I consistently - (purge) digital mail addresses formerly I forward them. It ticks me off whilst a guy or woman can not or won't make an effort. Purge is a sparkling description for me. I heard the be conscious whilst the information replace into discussing the White dwelling house snitching fishy digital mail tale. perchance there are some who do not comprehend a thank you to delete/purge all those those e mails. i think infringed upon - undecided a thank you to get it in the time of to anybody. necessary question. DeeJay.

Answer 4

I used to delete them. Until bad things started happening to me. I got to the point where my sister would tease me at how unlucky I was.

If there was a rock on the highway, it would fly up and hit my car.
If there was any chance of it crashing, it would be my brand new iPod.
And on and on, until I realized what it was... it was all the bad luck promised to me by thoses damn chain mails.

So now I forward the good ones, the funny ones, but never the mush mush ones. Amaizingly my luck is getting better!!!

Answer 5

I only read the ones from my cousin cause she only sends really good chain mails. The rest, I'll read the heading and throw if it says something about God or stupid news. I don't forward unless I think they're clever.

Answer 6

well, normally, chain e-mails are like spam mails...you people keep sending them just to annoy people...but its a bet rude if u'll just delete. Read fisrt them delete, if you've received several times, just delete..or block the sender if ever you don't know them and if u do know the sender til her/him to stop doing sending junk mail...

Answer 7

I delete them, and I'd delete 3/4 of that question if i could...

Answer 8

Lol thanks i think and i am typing this with one hand only - guess where the other one is, and no not on the mouse i am trying to locate those 144000 people to annoy with this

Answer 9

Delete them!

Answer 10

Delete and forget them!