A priest was preparing a dying man for his 'long day's journey into night'. Whispering firmly, the priest says, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil."
The dying man says nothing.
The priest repeats his order again.
Still, the dying man says nothing.
The priest asks, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"
The dying man replies, "Until I know exactly where I'm headed, I don't think it's such a good idea to aggravate anybody just yet."
2007-11-20 23:02:38 · 3 answers · asked by Unathi 3 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Very good. Never thought of that.
You may like this one.
A 90 year old priest was on his death bed, and sensing that his time was short, he summoned two old friends to come to him.
An attorney and a banker entered his room.
Each asked the priest why they they were asked to come.
The priest asked each one to sit beside him, one on his right and one on his left.
"I have served the Lord for more than 70 years. I always wanted to die as He did.
Between two thieves."
2007-11-20 23:21:35 · answer #1 · answered by ed 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....goes to show that some people still use their brains even on their death beds.....nice one!!!!!
2007-11-21 09:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe - clever guy , dont want to burn his bridges even before he gets to it...
2007-11-21 07:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋