Africa & Middle East - August 2007

I do! I do!

Some fun henna links...
http://www.kenzi.com/henna.htm
http://www.kenzi.com/HENNA/HTML/mor_henna.htm

How long was the longest it took for you to get henna done?
It took 3 hours to do my hands and feet when I got engaged. In America I never get a lot of henna done so it never takes as long.

2007-08-14 02:57:32 · 21 answers · asked by Sassafrass 6 in Morocco

Uuuuhm????

2007-08-14 02:37:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in South Africa

what places to go in your city?
and what's your city most famous for?
what do u like most about it and about the poeple there?

2007-08-14 02:15:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Egypt

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.


2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question:-


Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.


3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...


Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter


Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit
in it.



5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-


No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.




8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-


No, its autumn and I'm shedding......



9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle ......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!

2007-08-14 01:45:21 · 16 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Lebanon

Mom was born in Tripoli (Lebanon), her parents came from Yafa in 1948. My Grandma's Mom is Originally lebanese from Beirut.

** Note :

She does not have lebanese passport, though they offered, but for some reasons she could not neither her family.

*** And nother question please.

Why do > lebanese < hate palestenian?
Jus dun try to show me tolerance in some few words, be straight and tell. Well I hate hypocritic attitude, which is known bout arabs unfortunatlly... Forgive me but this is a truth can not be change bout us.

This is my first time hittin Lebanese Catagory with such a question. So yer answers will show incase I'm welcomed here or not.

2007-08-14 01:00:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

I would like the names of Ruby, Pearl, Diamond, Saphire, Aquamarine, Opal and any others you can remember.
Thank you very much!!
Have a blessed day!

2007-08-14 00:50:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Morocco

Hi, i'm working in UAE. Due some internal problems i've leave my current job & i 've secured a new job . But because of the visa status , i have to leave the country & comeback on new visa.( it may take 2-3 weeks ) I have a bank loan & Credit card. I have made arrangement for the installement pay till i come back. This is non salary tarnsfer loan , so my company is not going to inform the bank . But , Will there be a problem at the Air port when i leave ? from where i can get the correct answer ?

2007-08-13 22:21:05 · 5 answers · asked by lanka b 1 in United Arab Emirates

My favorite is Marrakech, because it's always so much fun to shop around in the medina and see all the performers.

2007-08-13 19:43:16 · 9 answers · asked by Josie D 1 in Morocco

What do you love most about Morocco? My favorite thing there is just the difference in culture and how loving and accepting the people are there.

2007-08-13 19:37:23 · 9 answers · asked by Josie D 1 in Morocco

from your life at the moment ? How do you deal with it ?

2007-08-13 16:01:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

I work in Saudi Arabia, now finished my contract and be going home, who will issue me NOC, my employeer or Saudi Arabia Chamber of Commerce

2007-08-13 12:41:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Saudi Arabia

I do. So does my cat Sophia, she sits in the window all American and fat, she throws food down to the Moroccan cats.

2007-08-13 12:37:11 · 9 answers · asked by ~~∞§arah T∞©~~ 6 in Morocco

I love it. I wish I could marry it.

2007-08-13 12:36:59 · 9 answers · asked by ~~∞§arah T∞©~~ 6 in Morocco

No vege's besides the onions.

2007-08-13 12:34:59 · 5 answers · asked by ~~∞§arah T∞©~~ 6 in Morocco

What about garlic?

2007-08-13 12:34:30 · 2 answers · asked by ~~∞§arah T∞©~~ 6 in Morocco

They all wear the same white djelaba with the hoods up. They look like KKK members who forgot the masks.

2007-08-13 12:33:04 · 2 answers · asked by ~~∞§arah T∞©~~ 6 in Morocco

2007-08-13 12:31:49 · 2 answers · asked by ~~∞§arah T∞©~~ 6 in Morocco

2007-08-13 12:31:12 · 3 answers · asked by ~~∞§arah T∞©~~ 6 in Morocco

any infofmation on the address would be helpfull

2007-08-13 08:22:43 · 2 answers · asked by retriveme 1 in Other - Africa & Middle East

2007-08-13 07:07:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in United Arab Emirates

Mines:
"Hey...........to be continue"
LOL this might be lame but i cracked up laughing when i read it!

2007-08-13 05:17:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

2007-08-13 05:04:00 · 3 answers · asked by annacietak 1 in Morocco

your suppose to control it.
So after getting shocked do control the situation or u panic and give up?

2007-08-13 04:55:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

especially in South Africa (seeing as everything is priced to bankrupt everyone).

I think I'm fine with my one little boy.

What do the rest of you think and why?

2007-08-13 02:03:23 · 22 answers · asked by Reb Da Rebel 6 in South Africa

I'm a South African resident considering working abroad ( Dubai ) . I was a Policeman for 12 years and have been managing a security company for the past 2 3/4 years . Can anybody direct me to a website or organization that will have jobs available in my line of work ? Thanks

2007-08-13 01:38:27 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in United Arab Emirates

2007-08-13 00:31:05 · 22 answers · asked by hasafer 7 in Lebanon

ARE these just MEANINGS we ASSIGN to things in ORDER to UNDERSTAND them BETTER

2007-08-13 00:18:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in South Africa

True
False
Sometimes think so
Don’t know

2007-08-12 23:31:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in South Africa

W T F???????? Isnt that retarted???

2007-08-12 23:25:27 · 11 answers · asked by Samuel 1 in Saudi Arabia

Visiting dubai with international driving permit on a visit visa,Am I allowed to drive in UAE?

2007-08-12 18:11:35 · 7 answers · asked by alisha1102 1 in United Arab Emirates