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"Hey...........to be continue"
LOL this might be lame but i cracked up laughing when i read it!

2007-08-13 05:17:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel Africa & Middle East Lebanon

hasafer LMAO

2007-08-13 05:26:07 · update #1

13 answers

7ad wareny eih ?
show me what you got . looooooool

2007-08-13 05:22:44 · answer #1 · answered by hasafer 7 · 4 1

Aloha from Down Unda!
After moving from Hawaii to Australia, [2000] & just getting the 'hang' of online emails, my friend tells me he's gonna be out of touch for a year or so while he volunteers to go to work with 'Latin American Freedom Fighters'. It was very convincing the way he wanted to join their cause & work closely to help bring peace & prosperity into their lives ~ until the attached picture opened with the scene of a bright blue sky, rich green hillsides, a half platoon of large breasted, skinny waisted, long haired, blondes, brunettes & redheads sporting machetes, bandeleros, rifles & small arms, posed around a Hummer. I'm still gigglin seven years later.
Best wishes, K-den, M1/NSWMoke

2007-08-13 13:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

My friend sends message to take lunch at midnight ! and in turn I invited him for dinner next morning.

2007-08-13 13:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Happy Birthday" lol it wasn't even my birthday on the day my friend texted me.

Oh that reminds me u know when someone texts/emails u by mistake and in that email they talk about u...lol my friend did that she wrote a message to this boy who wanted to go out with me telling him that i had said no but the thing is i didn't know that she was friends with him but she send it to me by accident i didn't talk to her for ages....lol

2007-08-14 12:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0 0

hey beauiful

dont worry there are still men in the world that want your body..














what a shame they are called scientists !!! lol it was in a birthday card!!lol

2007-08-13 20:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol

i got one yesterday from someone saying: i just started my night shift, u better have had el 7aleeb and going to sleep 2o2o... dont stay up so late.. :P

ok ok.. i admit it.. it's not that funny.. but come on!! everything seems funny after midnight .. especially when u're so tired and ur brain isn't functioning right... :)

2007-08-13 12:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 · 5 0

ummm....
ok, he sent me a picture and it was really funny and then about 2 minuttes late im like "eh..im bored" and hes like "no your not. your busy laughing because of that damn comment
that took me about 40min to find"

lol I thought it was funny:P

2007-08-13 14:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by ~Brown Eyes~ 3 · 1 0

if it's allowed in Arabic it's

> > >العلم اثبت ان في اربع حقائق لا يمكن تغييرها .........الحقيقه الاولي
> > >انك ماتقدرش تلمس كل سنانك بلسانك ................... والحقيقه
> > >التانيه انك سازج وبتحاول دلوقت تلمس كل سنانك
> > >بلسانك.......................... التالته انك تافه وبتدحك علي
> > >نفسك دلوقت وده من تفاهتك..................والحقي... الرابعه انك هايف
> > >وبتفكر تبعت الرساله دي لكل اللي تعرفهم........مع اطيب تمنياتي بالعبط
> > >الدائم
it was said by banana

2007-08-13 16:01:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

"let's go for lunch?" while the message sender standing next to me.!

2007-08-14 04:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by jueyta 3 · 0 0

Okay there is this badawee who wanted to go to the USA, so he went to apply for a visa and while he was filling his application form, he stopped when it said Sex: Male or Female?

So he ticked on:
Male
Female
And added "also camels"

-------------------------------------------------- it is a dirty joke i know but thats what came into my mind..... :P

2007-08-13 21:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

one time my freiends sun wrote to me and said HAY SEXY!!!
when my friend her this she laughed lol

2007-08-13 12:33:15 · answer #11 · answered by Dana M 1 · 2 0

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