1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit
in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle ......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!
2007-08-14 01:45:21 · 16 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
u can also see:
11-U are holding a book and begin to study
ur father come:are u studying
u get nervous and throw the book :no i will sleep
12-u are getting deressed and ur prufumed is smelled from a mile then ur younger sister:are u getting out
u:no i just come home
13-u r sleeping and the lights are off then ur younger brother openb the door and say:are u sleeping
u:actually i was dancing with the pillow
2007-08-14 03:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by Adham 1910 4 · 11⤊ 0⤋
ghinaaaa omd u made me laugh really loud...i had work will 10pm u have no idea how much i needed that
and that waiter in a restaurant thing was hilarious
2007-08-14 09:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hihihihihihi
thank for the laugh albi
walla it made me laugh
and most of them had happened several times with me
and i looooove the answers
muoaaaaaaaax
thank you
2007-08-14 04:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by HG 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
they all all stupid questions indeed, the one that if found funny was #2
2007-08-14 12:50:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes indeed like this one also (and it's very very very Lebanese !!):
Walking in a house you see somebody you expect to be there :
- Ah you are here ??
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NOOO I am elsewhere ...
2007-08-14 04:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet Dragon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol good ones. I totally agree they are stupid...doesn't mean that they aren't funny lol.
2007-08-14 02:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-08-14 05:24:54 · answer #7 · answered by JonasBrothers#1 Fan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nyahahahhahahaha....it's hilarious....i always get no. 7 stupid ppl.......hehehhehe
lol@ love seeker...really funny...the last one
2007-08-14 05:05:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. hahahaha..
lol at love seeker too.. i loved the last one..
2007-08-14 06:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny really...and also what LOVE SEEKER said is funny too :)) :))...and yes it happens
2007-08-14 05:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by sara =) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋