Travel - 14 August 2007

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.


2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question:-


Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.


3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...


Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter


Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit
in it.



5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-


No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.




8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-


No, its autumn and I'm shedding......



9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle ......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!

2007-08-14 01:45:21 · 16 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Lebanon

2007-08-14 01:41:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Australia

is makati sports club open to the public? or is it by membership? does it have a big swimming pool? cos im planning to have some swimming lessons but so far i dont like the other sports complexes, that makati one seems better. hw much do i have to pay for membership if there are any, and hw much is the entrance if its opn to the public? tnx

2007-08-14 01:30:28 · 3 answers · asked by kid_on_theblock 2 in Philippines

I have airline reservations with American for a late departure. If I wanted to change to an earlier flight on the same day without going standby, does American charge a fee? Are there only a selected number of seats on each flight to allow this change?

2007-08-14 01:26:16 · 4 answers · asked by William G 1 in Air Travel

I am doing some paranormal research and am trying to find some haunted hotels in Hong kong! Anyone knows of a juicy haunted tale to tell me?

2007-08-14 01:16:24 · 3 answers · asked by Lesley Hani Mei 2 in China

i think they all look great at sumpoint or from an angle.. even though like say the met life building is dominanting.. it stil looks great wen seeing it from park aveneue

2007-08-14 01:07:50 · 4 answers · asked by b 1 in New York City

Mom was born in Tripoli (Lebanon), her parents came from Yafa in 1948. My Grandma's Mom is Originally lebanese from Beirut.

** Note :

She does not have lebanese passport, though they offered, but for some reasons she could not neither her family.

*** And nother question please.

Why do > lebanese < hate palestenian?
Jus dun try to show me tolerance in some few words, be straight and tell. Well I hate hypocritic attitude, which is known bout arabs unfortunatlly... Forgive me but this is a truth can not be change bout us.

This is my first time hittin Lebanese Catagory with such a question. So yer answers will show incase I'm welcomed here or not.

2007-08-14 01:00:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

I wil be in Seattle for 2 days and what are good museums and attractions and activitys for teens in Seattle.

2007-08-14 00:52:56 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Seattle

I would like the names of Ruby, Pearl, Diamond, Saphire, Aquamarine, Opal and any others you can remember.
Thank you very much!!
Have a blessed day!

2007-08-14 00:50:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Morocco

Im going to Shenzhen, Guangzhou, and Zhuhai plus Hong Kong. How much cheaper are the stuff in the mainland?

2007-08-14 00:50:35 · 3 answers · asked by blah 3 in China

there are some smuggled hotcars here in the philippines like a convertible corvette, audi a8, nissan armada, a few bmws, a lamborgini and some porsches..........those cars will be destroyed i think today because they are smuggled and our president ordered that those hotcars must be destroyed.....................I think our president is not thinking right because she can auction of those hotcars which costs more than 18million pesos and the money can be used by the government for improving our country

2007-08-14 00:44:43 · 11 answers · asked by kimtee92 2 in Philippines

very cheaply

2007-08-14 00:33:24 · 3 answers · asked by bjmlewis 5 in Air Travel

2007-08-14 00:10:35 · 9 answers · asked by Siva K 1 in Other - United Kingdom