Football - October 2007

i've already given the scots a victory against the georgians. so who will win scotland or italy? or will it be a draw?

FQ: will italy top the group? in recent matches the scots have won club and country matches at home vs france, lyon and celtic against milan.

2007-10-16 17:44:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

since 2002 the US has 3 championships of Gold Cups
since 2002 Brazil has 1 world cup,1 confed cup, and 2 copa americas,these are the only 2 teams that have been able to win a major national team tournament.I am not including minor national team championships in this because thats what they are.minor.what do you think.please answer intelligently.best answer gets ten points.remember,IN THE LAST 5 YEARS?

2007-10-16 17:09:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

what is the salary, of an average elementary soccer referee?

like "about" how much is it a game?

2007-10-16 11:32:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

2007-10-16 10:12:22 · 27 answers · asked by Siu02rk 3 in English Football

If you do, who or what will you be dressed as?

For regular users of the FIFA 2006 or other soccer forums: Should we do something like the Superhero day for Halloween?

By the way I'll dress up as Fabio Cannavaro because some girls don't have any self control around him or people dressed up like him.

2007-10-16 10:03:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

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2007-10-16 09:07:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Who will you be supporting in the England/Russia game?

2007-10-16 08:35:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in UEFA Champions League

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/606/default.stm

2007-10-16 07:15:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2007-10-16 05:58:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in UEFA Champions League

Which sport do u prefer:
1)To watch
2)To play
Mine:
To play-Basketball and Table-tennis.
To watch-Tennis and F1.

2007-10-16 05:57:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2007-10-16 05:54:54 · 7 answers · asked by strike 07 2 in Other - Football

Hi Everyone

Firstly I must say that I don’t know much about Football so I have come here to ask your advice.

I have entered the SUN Dream Team in work and am currently doing ok, although I would love to do better.

My transfers have to be in by Friday 19th Oct 07 and I can only transfer a maximum of 3 players. Sun Rules Apply.
My Current Team is as follows.

Cech Chelsea Goal £5.5m
Toure Arsenal Def £4.5m
Finnan Liverpool Def £4.5m
Chimbonda Tottenham Def £3.0m
Terry Chelsea Def £6.0m
Hleb Arsenal Mid £3.5m
Arteta Everton Mid £4.0m
Ronaldo Man U Mid £8.0m
Berbatov Tottenham Att £7.5m
Ashton West Ham Att £1.0m
Bellamy West Ham Att £2.0m
Total £49.5m

Thanks in Advance

2007-10-16 05:19:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2007-10-16 05:16:47 · 5 answers · asked by SCOTT T 1 in English Football

2007-10-16 04:35:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

2007-10-16 03:16:20 · 15 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in English Football

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, Paul's mother-in-law died.

With death certificates in hand, Paul went to England's embassy to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial.

The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told Paul that the sending of a body back to England for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as GPB5,000.00.

The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.

Paul thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."

The Consul, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much consdering the difference in price."

"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead!

2007-10-16 00:56:56 · 7 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

Before Paul Ince got married, he comes home all excited to tell his ma he's fallen in love and going to tie the knot. He says: "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you just try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees, so the next day he brings along three beautiful and sits them down on the couch and they chat away for a while. He then says: "Right, OK Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did ye know?"

"I don't like her."

2007-10-16 00:50:15 · 6 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

M4rky attends his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.

A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"

2007-10-16 00:41:56 · 14 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

A small social club was trying to organize a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, but were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they called on a new member, an Englishman, to join their team.

During their first game, the Englishman came to bat. On the first pitch, he knocked the ball out of the park.

"Run!" his teammates cried. "For Pete's sake, run!"

The Brit turned and stared at them icily. "I jolly well shan't run," he replied. "Why should I? I'm perfectly willing to buy you chaps another ball."

2007-10-16 00:39:51 · 8 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen mate, when you die, do me a favour, will ya? I want to know if there's football in heaven."

The dying man said, "We've been mates for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.

A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's football in heaven."

"What's the bad news?"

"You're goalkeeping on Wednesday."

2007-10-16 00:32:42 · 14 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

Paul Ince, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Liverpool flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Paul," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Ince felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Man Utd flag, and in every window, a Man Utd crest. Ince looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an the Guv'nor, won many premierships and FA cups, and I even went to Italy to gain more honour."

God said "So what's your point Paul?"

"Well, why does David Beckham get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Paul, that's not Beck's house, it's mine."

2007-10-16 00:21:37 · 5 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, "You know, my son graduated first in his class from Cambridge. He's now a doctor, making GPB1,000,000 a year in London."

The second woman says, "You know my son graduated first in his class from Harvard. He's now a lawyer, making 2 million pounds a year and shuttles in between London, Los Angeles, Paris, and Rome."

The last woman says, "You know my son; he never did too well in school. He never went to any university, but he now makes three million pounds a year in Britain working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask, "What is a sports repairman?"

The woman then replies, "Oh, he fixes games... you know, rugby games, football games, cricket games...."

2007-10-15 23:56:24 · 10 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

David Beckham
My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level.

THIERRY HENRY
Sometimes in football you have to score GOATS.

MARK VIDUKA
I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

PAUL GASCOIGNE
I've had 14 bookings this season - eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.

MICK DRAPER
I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.

ALAN SHEARER
Germany are a difficult team to play... they had 11 internationals out there today.

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

VINNIE JONES
Winning doesn't realty matter as long as you win.

STUART PEARCE
It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

RONALDO
We lost because we didn't win.

2007-10-15 23:51:59 · 7 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

Football pundit 1: Why do people hate Cristiano Ronaldo?
Football pundit 2:. Because he dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

2007-10-15 23:46:00 · 13 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.

'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she said.

'What do you mean?' he asked.

'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'

2007-10-15 23:44:02 · 7 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

2007-10-15 23:41:17 · 12 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

They did release You,ll Never Walk Alone, and thats been Liverpools Football song for a long time now.
jo

2007-10-15 23:27:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2007-10-15 23:27:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

everytime u type it?

2007-10-15 21:41:50 · 16 answers · asked by G4L. 7 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

I am a milan fan and i say milan

2007-10-15 12:46:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in UEFA Champions League