Paul Ince, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Liverpool flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Paul," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Ince felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Man Utd flag, and in every window, a Man Utd crest. Ince looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an the Guv'nor, won many premierships and FA cups, and I even went to Italy to gain more honour."
God said "So what's your point Paul?"
"Well, why does David Beckham get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Paul, that's not Beck's house, it's mine."
2007-10-16 00:21:37 · 5 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
u kinda knew it tat god too wood be a mnachester fan
2007-10-16 01:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by unknown_soul1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you left some stuff out of the joke, like how Beck was involved in the 3 story house, and why Protestants get into Heaven.
2007-10-16 00:25:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A doubt if God would support a team with a red devil as its emblem
2007-10-16 00:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by KEITH S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic, what makes it better is that looking over the years of success and quite a bit of luck I think it is probably true
2007-10-16 00:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah.God does support man utd.
y wouldnt he support the best?
2007-10-17 02:33:30 · answer #5 · answered by baby m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋