During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, Paul's mother-in-law died.
With death certificates in hand, Paul went to England's embassy to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial.
The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told Paul that the sending of a body back to England for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as GPB5,000.00.
The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.
Paul thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."
The Consul, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much consdering the difference in price."
"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead!
2007-10-16 00:56:56 · 7 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
hahahahaha... the poor fella!
:P
2007-10-16 01:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by G4L. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure to raise some ackles.
2007-10-16 08:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by DAVE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very witty
2007-10-16 08:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who is George?
2007-10-16 15:26:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny indeed
2007-10-16 08:39:23 · answer #5 · answered by unknown_soul1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE GUV'NOR STRIKES.
2007-10-19 14:19:57 · answer #6 · answered by Stan I Sebastian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you crack me up
2007-10-17 09:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by baby m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋