Before Paul Ince got married, he comes home all excited to tell his ma he's fallen in love and going to tie the knot. He says: "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you just try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees, so the next day he brings along three beautiful and sits them down on the couch and they chat away for a while. He then says: "Right, OK Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did ye know?"
"I don't like her."
2007-10-16 00:50:15 · 6 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
You've been saving them up all this time ain't ya.
2007-10-16 01:28:28 · answer #1 · answered by DAVE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is true about every mother even mine as I have never been out with a guy my mum has liked. She always says that they wont do you any good at all and it does my head in. Anyway fantastic Joke well done.
2007-10-16 08:10:27 · answer #2 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
tats a common among all brides and there mother in laws
2007-10-16 08:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by unknown_soul1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg - L'enfant I think you got yourself a fan - (stardu5t)
2007-10-16 15:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-10-17 09:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by baby m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BIG TIME CHARLIE, EH.
2007-10-19 14:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by Stan I Sebastian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋