A young Sir Dave of Trafford had a very attractive female teacher in grade school. He's a good pupil but not very strong at maths, so the teacher decides to help him visualise a problem so he can better work it out. Instead of asking him what's three minus one, she asks him: "If there are three crows in a tree and a farmer shoots one, how many are left?" He replies: "None". She shakes her head and asks him how he worked that out and he replied: "well, having seen one shot, the other two would have flown off".
So the teacher says: "Well, that's not really the answer I was looking for but I like the way your mind works." So Dave asks if he can put a question to her, and after she agrees, he says: "if there are three attractive women with an ice cream, and one of them fumbles with it messily, one of them swallows it whole and the other one sucks it slowly, which will finish first?"
2007-11-29
21:27:56
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Prof L'Enfant Terrible
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English Football