ME: There it is. there's the ball, take it, take it.
Girl in bar: (not even looking at the screen) "OMG, I broke a nail today in class. It split down to the quick, it hurts so bad. "(glances at the game) "OH, there's Cristiano with the ball, ooh he's sooo cute, Oh, does it count when it goes over the white bar thingy?"
2007-11-30 07:26:56
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answered by Anonymous
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A girl watching the game: "Come on Kaka! lets go you can do it! Shoot!" (Kaka misses) "Awww doesn't he look cute when he's disappointed."
Guy watching the game: Same situation. (Kicks the table) "What the F*** I can't believe he missed that! And what the hell was Ronaldo doing he should have moved to open space."
Guys girlfriend gets quiet and looks at him like he is sick in the head.
2007-11-30 22:27:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Bullsh*t?
Hmm...I take it the player shot the ball ten miles above the crossbar!!
This what my nephews sound like when a player scores against their teams, " No No No, sh*t man, that was off side!" Of course, I clip them round their ears when they swear!
2007-11-30 12:16:09
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answered by Miz Boons 6
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My little sister: "RK what is this turn it off or I'm telling mom!! Come on!! Hannah Montana is on!! whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
My girlfriend: "oh ffs! who would you rather do? Me or that ogre Ronaldinghole?"
My mom: "Ooh I just love that Fernando Torres! Hes so cute when he scores!"
My other friend: "Footballers get paid waaaay too much! How can you watch this. Has Ronaldo scored yet?"
Me: HURRY UP!! GET IT GET IT!! GERRARD IS WIDE OPEN!! COME ON!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??? STUPID REF!!! BOOOOO! THAT SHOULD BE A PENO!! **** **** ****! COME ON JUST GET THE BALL TO HIM ITS NOT THAT HARD!!! COME ON!! FFS!!!
2007-12-01 17:18:51
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answered by kostascdsc 5
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"Hurry the hell up and take the d@mn ball! C'mon, just kick the d@mn ball! Oh sh!t, you just had to miss it you motherf*cker! BullSh!t!!! IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!"
LOL! At least that's what I heard a friend saying while he was watching a game...
2007-11-30 16:37:22
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answered by ♀VANshee 7
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Depends on who scores against my team.But im usualy quiet and just braking stuff at home! :))
2007-11-30 19:49:24
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answered by Anonymous
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freshy is completely right the only thing i can add is
oh hes my husband and hes by boyfriend etc etc
2007-11-30 16:40:17
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answered by Anonymous
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There are many types and its a long historical list. But here i found someone named Golden Angel a great football Fan and he/she is posting questions one after another. and he/her sounds like this,uh??????????????? eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
2007-12-01 14:49:24
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answered by ayubchy 5
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dam it not again. yes yes he got the ball and wow he has a sexy butt
2007-11-30 13:36:56
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answered by Anonymous
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wen me n my dad r watching a game my dad goes
"GO! GO! THATS WAT IM TALKING ABOUT! YES BROTHER! WATCH THIS IS GONNA B A GOAL! GOOOALL! YES!!" he screams all of this rlly loud & tats y i dont like watchin games w/ him
2007-11-30 18:14:40
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answered by lidoswtxval 3
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