Football - November 2007

2007-11-05 22:31:06 · 27 answers · asked by m_omiiid 1 in English Football

M4rky is at the Pearly Gates waiting to be admitted while St. Peter is leafing through his files to see if he is worthy of entry.

"Marky," says Peter, "I can't see that you've done anything bad in your life but I can't see that you've done anything good that would qualify you for Heaven. Can you tell me ANY good deed you've ever done?"

Marky thinks for a second and says "Sure. I was driving through a bad part of town when I saw 50 bikers assaulting this poor girl. I slammed my brakes, grabbed a tire iron, and walked up to this big guy who is their leader. All these guys let the girl run away and formed a circle around me to see what I was gonna do. I laid that tire iron right across his head and he dropped like a stone. Then I turned and yelled to the rest of them "If I ever see you guys around this town again, I'll give you a real lesson in pain."

"Wow" says Peter, "I guess you really do qualify for Heaven. Tell me, when did this happen?"

"Oh", says Marky, "about two minutes ago."

2007-11-05 21:19:39 · 4 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

Sir Dave of Trafford's new colleagues always met for football every Saturday. They asked Dave to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. Dave replied that he would love to meet them, but that he may be 10 minutes late.

On Saturday morning, Dave was there at exactly 10:00 a.m. He played as right wing and won the game.

Next Saturday, and Dave says that he will be there, but that he may be 10 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, plays left wing, and wins. This continues for the next few weeks, with Dave always saying that he may be 10 minutes late and then always winning the game, playing either left- or right-wing.

The other colleagues are getting tired of this, and decide to ask him what the deal is. They say, "Dave, every Saturday you say you may be 10 minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and play either right- or left-wing, and always win. What's up with that?"

2007-11-05 19:56:09 · 10 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

i personaly think giovanni but i guess its maybe its just hate but answer

2007-11-05 12:09:48 · 8 answers · asked by cutie2_brenda 3 in Other - Football

David Beckham love or hate him?
whats your views on him?
my wife asked me to ask this so all answers welcome.
please answer to shut her up lol

2007-11-05 11:46:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

A mixture of the best players from each team, one team being from the south (Arsenal and Chelsea ) and the north (Liverpool and Man u) who would play in your team and which team would win

2007-11-05 09:31:33 · 17 answers · asked by ? 7 in English Football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYynbtY65js

2007-11-05 08:59:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

What are ur Predictions for Shakhtar Milan Champions league game tomorrow??
Predict the score and the scorers , the nearest answerer gets 10 points

2007-11-05 08:25:36 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Sherry♥ 6 in UEFA Champions League

-TNA iMPACT! THURSDAY NIGHTS ON SPIKE 9/ET
-TNA iMPACT! THURSDAY NIGHTS ON SPIKE 9/ET

2007-11-05 05:56:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

2007-11-05 00:23:52 · 13 answers · asked by elle_nols 1 in Scottish Football

Is it just one game? Do they go to Extra time/Penelty shots if theres a Tie?

2007-11-04 12:39:05 · 6 answers · asked by Oscar A 2 in Other - Football

i plan on going to college via soccer scholorship and makeing that my career but do i need the grades too??

2007-11-04 11:34:03 · 12 answers · asked by Keira <3 2 in Other - Football

2007-11-04 04:35:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

If England decides that they aren't going to use David Beckham anymore is there any chance that he could play on the USA team in the future?

2007-11-04 02:11:49 · 22 answers · asked by Pisces9 2 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

if i trained my left foot to be as good as my right foot would that make me alot better at football,

im midfield centre and can go wing if i wanted 2 (atker)
atm i use my left foot now and again to make a pass or a shot usually alot weaker and less accruacy than my right foot if i trained it to be as good as my right would that increase my performance?

2007-11-03 22:18:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2007-11-03 22:07:52 · 6 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in UEFA Champions League

What do you think is the best Premiership goal to date? Here are some ideas

Eric Cantona
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Giy6gA9pfA

Tony Yeboah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFXo7_mmr98

Paul Robinson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VkcEUuCEWs

David Beckham
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwiTeNrk9jY

Frank Lampard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOl91ni4B_E

and heres one blooper that may be worth a vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVn6flR4f4M

these are just ideas, i'm sure we can all find better ones

2007-11-03 10:37:30 · 12 answers · asked by SAVE ME 3 in English Football

During a soccer match, if the offense team makes a off-side, where are you suppose to start the ball for the defense team? Where the ball is called off-side? The goal line? or the half-way line?

Thank you for answering!

2007-11-03 10:03:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

2007-11-03 07:40:03 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Scottish Football

2007-11-03 06:04:54 · 10 answers · asked by zee 1 in English Football

I mean why dont they admit they were PLAINLY lucky??This is so obsessive.....I saw the whole match and I didnt understand where was Nani?? And why did Arsenal bring up walcott in actually last 20 minutes of match??...Rooney was awesome...Have to admit Ronaldo could play better...

*Glory Glory Man Utd*

2007-11-03 05:47:52 · 12 answers · asked by ♥тнє ∂яαмα qυєєη♥ 3 in English Football

you were playin at home remember!! i'm actually very disappointed.
and the way fabregas and co were celebrating was like they'd won a cup final!

2007-11-03 04:53:40 · 17 answers · asked by red D 4 in English Football

2007-11-03 04:32:32 · 9 answers · asked by QT ! 1 in English Football

As a liverpool supporter, i find it hard to believe arsenal are able to equalize in the last few minutes against Liverpool and the game vs Man Unt that just finished a couple minutes ago. Does it seem that Arsenal are just plain lucky?

2007-11-03 03:45:06 · 15 answers · asked by Fury 3 in English Football

This is not a crap ad to get people to a "free" site then have you pay. I've been up searching my usual P2P apps and have found the game.

1. Download TVANTS from: http://www.tvants-ppstream.com/
2. Install and run....then on the search tab, type ARSENAL and search.
3. The game will be on Channel 2. I've got a 357Kb stream.

ps...its in Chinese :-)

If you are interested in other apps to watch games...i'll post some other links later for SoapCast, and TVUPlayer...

or email me...

2007-11-03 02:19:47 · 4 answers · asked by Mark J 3 in English Football

2007-11-03 02:00:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

belong to?

for radio trivia

2007-11-03 01:47:06 · 3 answers · asked by MARILYN J 2 in English Football

2007-11-03 01:42:55 · 3 answers · asked by n1k35h 2 in English Football

Just watched the build up to Arsenal vs Man Utd on Sky Sports and it said that during the winter, floodlight purple and yellow footballs are being used for the next four months. Why is this?

2007-11-03 01:19:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

where can i find free video live streaming for the manchester united vs arsenal game? on the internet because i dont have foxtel

2007-11-02 19:31:08 · 4 answers · asked by Nik9637 2 in English Football