M4rky is at the Pearly Gates waiting to be admitted while St. Peter is leafing through his files to see if he is worthy of entry.
"Marky," says Peter, "I can't see that you've done anything bad in your life but I can't see that you've done anything good that would qualify you for Heaven. Can you tell me ANY good deed you've ever done?"
Marky thinks for a second and says "Sure. I was driving through a bad part of town when I saw 50 bikers assaulting this poor girl. I slammed my brakes, grabbed a tire iron, and walked up to this big guy who is their leader. All these guys let the girl run away and formed a circle around me to see what I was gonna do. I laid that tire iron right across his head and he dropped like a stone. Then I turned and yelled to the rest of them "If I ever see you guys around this town again, I'll give you a real lesson in pain."
"Wow" says Peter, "I guess you really do qualify for Heaven. Tell me, when did this happen?"
"Oh", says Marky, "about two minutes ago."
2007-11-05 21:19:39 · 4 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
wonderful joke absolute wonder of a man
2007-11-05 21:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're doin, Marky proud.
Keep 'em coming.
2007-11-05 21:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by DAVE 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol gud joke
2007-11-05 21:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by hinkypunk9 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dunno about you, but I prefer to be the instructor in those cases.
2007-11-05 21:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋