A young Sir Dave of Trafford had a very attractive female teacher in grade school. He's a good pupil but not very strong at maths, so the teacher decides to help him visualise a problem so he can better work it out. Instead of asking him what's three minus one, she asks him: "If there are three crows in a tree and a farmer shoots one, how many are left?" He replies: "None". She shakes her head and asks him how he worked that out and he replied: "well, having seen one shot, the other two would have flown off".
So the teacher says: "Well, that's not really the answer I was looking for but I like the way your mind works." So Dave asks if he can put a question to her, and after she agrees, he says: "if there are three attractive women with an ice cream, and one of them fumbles with it messily, one of them swallows it whole and the other one sucks it slowly, which will finish first?"
2007-11-29 21:27:56 · 12 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
The teacher, sensing a trap, decides not give the obvious answer and instead replies: "the one who sucks it slowly"? To which Sir Dave replies: "probably not, but I sure like the way your mind works!"
2007-11-29 21:28:23 · update #1
A HA HA HA HA. . .omg, that's funny.
I'm fairly straight forward with my thinking, so,
I would've said "2 crows were left", and I would have said "the girl that swallows it"
Well, that's the way I am mathematically, anyway.
Situationally, like when I'm playing card games, then my mind is all over the place.
2007-11-29 21:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by neonshadowwarrior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very Good, this guy is deffinately on a role for me.
2007-11-30 00:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though your Man U, I'll give you that one, funny.
2007-11-30 19:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by Arsenal08 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still cracks me! ^_^
2007-11-30 01:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by sirinae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.That's a Lil' Johnny joke,isn't it?
2007-11-29 23:14:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE THE WAY YOUR MIND WORKS.
2007-12-05 21:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As always, excellent.
2007-11-29 22:06:02 · answer #7 · answered by DAVE 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Is that how your mind work too?
2007-12-02 02:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL HES A GENIUS
2007-11-30 05:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your question was too long to read but you are absolutely right
2007-11-29 23:03:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋