A small social club was trying to organize a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, but were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they called on a new member, an Englishman, to join their team.
During their first game, the Englishman came to bat. On the first pitch, he knocked the ball out of the park.
"Run!" his teammates cried. "For Pete's sake, run!"
The Brit turned and stared at them icily. "I jolly well shan't run," he replied. "Why should I? I'm perfectly willing to buy you chaps another ball."
2007-10-16 00:39:51 · 8 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
LMAO.
2007-10-19 07:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? I'm a former Brit in the US, and I don't get it. I guess the guy never played cricket either?
2007-10-16 08:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by John F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, you just earned me two points. The Brits were awfully good at this year's Euro baseball championship, though. They almost kept the Netherlands out of the Olympics...
2007-10-16 01:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by dutchboy_80 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic wonderful guy with a wicked sense of humour
2007-10-16 00:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
r all englishmen like tat
no offence
2007-10-16 01:40:25 · answer #5 · answered by unknown_soul1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow .... thats stupid what a waste of 30 seconds ==
2007-10-16 00:43:28 · answer #6 · answered by richardryankim 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-10-17 02:28:07 · answer #7 · answered by baby m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol-ness!
lmaooooo!
2007-10-16 00:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by G4L. 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋