Michigan will have the ball with the game tied 0-0 with under two minutes to go when 2 of the 18 blimps hovering over the stadium will collide and reign debris down on the stadium. It will be like the Hindenburg Part 2.

Hundreds will die and in the mass confusion that follows, hardly anyone will notice that the Michigan boosters have propped up the deceased corpse of Bo Shembechler on the Michigan sidelines.

The game will go on even though several of the players will have died due to falling debris. Troy Smith's death will be especially gruesome as an I-beam from one of the blimps will impale his body around the 50 yard line.

In the ensuing confusion, the referees will inadvertently start the clock and Michigan will march down the field and score a touchdown as the Ohio State defense seeks to free Smith's lifeless body from the piece of steel that has impaled his heart.

Michigan will then recover an onside kick (while the referees are busy attempting to decide whether or not its legal to have Shembechler's body on the sideline) and return it for another touchdown.

Final tallies...
Michigan 14 Ohio State 0.
215 casualties.

2006-11-18 04:24:39 · 10 answers · asked by BOO! 2 in Football (American)

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So what kind of tricks U can do while playing soccer??

Yeah I can, I can kick it, lol
wow pretty good huh! lol

2006-11-18 04:21:00 · 8 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

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Nude relay races.?

What is your opinion of nude relay races?
Mixed men and women.
I would like to be a spectator, or even a judge.
The events would have to be desided. Like how to carry the wand and pass it. I mean the emagination could run wild here among other things. One day it could even be an olympic sport..
Opinions please.

2006-11-18 04:20:11 · 10 answers · asked by smially 3 in Olympics

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As a mid fielder (half back) in soccer, what are some good things to practice before a game?

I have a game today, and before I was doing pretty good. It's my first year playing, and recently I havn't been dribbling and kicking as good as I use to. I don't know what happened. What can I do to improve my skills?

2006-11-18 04:18:47 · 7 answers · asked by Sonya 5 in Other - Football

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Will Michigan prevail over Ohio State?

Let Me know who You are rooting for today!!!!!
Michigan will win...Barnone!!!! GO BLUE!!!!!!!
THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN ROCKS!!!!!
OHIO FAN......SORRY MAN, BUT UHHHHH....
THE WOLVERINES ARE GONNA SPANK 'EM IN THEIR OWN TERRITORY! WE DESERVE IT BOYS&GIRLS!!!!!
So......WHO'S Gonna WIN?????????????????????????

2006-11-18 04:18:41 · 7 answers · asked by Jenny 2 in Football (American)

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6-1-knife?

Is it true that Rey needed surgery in real life, as well as the wrestling world?

2006-11-18 04:18:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

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is the U.S ever going to win the fifa world cup?

2006-11-18 04:16:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

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Who will win the game in the shoe? and what will be the score?

my guess is 15-10 MY BUCKEYES!!

2006-11-18 04:15:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

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Who's going to win the BIG game today?

OSU or Michigan??

CANT WAIT! GO BUCKS!

2006-11-18 04:11:46 · 7 answers · asked by coolness 3 in Football (American)

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I need advice on how to make fast break layups in a basketball game?

When I'm playing basketball and I get on a fast break, I can't seem to make the layup. It always either rims out or goes too hard off the backboard. How can I improve this?

2006-11-18 04:11:23 · 9 answers · asked by Dean K 2 in Basketball

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