Michigan will have the ball with the game tied 0-0 with under two minutes to go when 2 of the 18 blimps hovering over the stadium will collide and reign debris down on the stadium. It will be like the Hindenburg Part 2.
Hundreds will die and in the mass confusion that follows, hardly anyone will notice that the Michigan boosters have propped up the deceased corpse of Bo Shembechler on the Michigan sidelines.
The game will go on even though several of the players will have died due to falling debris. Troy Smith's death will be especially gruesome as an I-beam from one of the blimps will impale his body around the 50 yard line.
In the ensuing confusion, the referees will inadvertently start the clock and Michigan will march down the field and score a touchdown as the Ohio State defense seeks to free Smith's lifeless body from the piece of steel that has impaled his heart.
Michigan will then recover an onside kick (while the referees are busy attempting to decide whether or not its legal to have Shembechler's body on the sideline) and return it for another touchdown.
Final tallies...
Michigan 14 Ohio State 0.
215 casualties.
2006-11-18 04:24:39 · 10 answers · asked by BOO! 2 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
CAn you imagine the highlight reel for this one?
2006-11-18 04:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
About 3:1
2006-11-18 04:27:45 · answer #2 · answered by Not You 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only 215 casualties out of 106,000 - no it would be more than that. When Smith gets impaled at least 1,000 hard core Buckeye fans will throw themselves off of C deck to the parking lot 150 feet below. I've only seen 1 blimp though. More likely that a couple of those little piper cubs towing giant banners get tied up and cartwhel into the crowd chopping people up with their props. They must make all of about 50 mph when they turn those babies into the wind.
2006-11-18 04:32:12 · answer #3 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There hasn't been any actual evidence that violent video games lead to aggressive behavior. I play Halo, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, and so on. You don't see me having the need to violently kill others. Plus, incidents like this have already occurred in history, long before the inception of video games. I respect the fact that you are actually against violent video games and understand your feelings. But the shooting occurred only recently; let's not jump to conclusions and immediately assume that video games were the cause of this without some investigation.
2016-05-22 00:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, your story was believable...until the final score. There is no way that Meechigan will win today. Troy Smith can dodge defenders left and right...but he can't avoid a puny I-beam? Gimme a break. It will clearly be Henne who will be impaled as he will be distracted by the sight of Bo being hoisted on the sidelines. Let's live in reality, shall we.
Go Buckeyes!!
2006-11-18 04:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah agree Michigan to win it.
2006-11-18 04:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by irishfan46241 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's the most disturbing thing I've ever read.
GO BLUE!
2006-11-18 04:42:37 · answer #7 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
doubtful. what a creative, and destructive mind. i admire it.
2006-11-18 04:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO that is crazy
2006-11-18 04:34:30 · answer #9 · answered by mikejtimmons 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unlikely... GO BUCKS!
2006-11-18 04:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by coolness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋