A man arrives in heaven, and after entering, God arrives to greet him.
'Would you like a short tour of heaven before I leave you to eternal bliss?' says God.
'Sure' says the man. 'That would be swell of you'.
They start down one of the gold-paved streets, and the man sees a huge cathedral with people going in an out.
'Who are they?' he asks
'Those are the Catholics' says God. 'They love ritual and impressive sermons and flashy architecture.'
They continue a while, and the man sees a long table filled with people eating and arguing.
'Who are those?' he asks.
'Those are the Hebrews' God answers. 'They love two things best: Eating well and arguing'.
Next they see a huge picnic with people dancing.
'The Episcopaleans' says God. 'They never stop partying'
They continue a bit further and come across a big building completely sealed up, with no windows or doors and no way in or out.
'Wow'. says the man. 'Who's in there?'
'Thats the Baptists' says God. 'They think they're the only ones here'.
2006-11-18
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