A man arrives in heaven, and after entering, God arrives to greet him.
'Would you like a short tour of heaven before I leave you to eternal bliss?' says God.
'Sure' says the man. 'That would be swell of you'.
They start down one of the gold-paved streets, and the man sees a huge cathedral with people going in an out.
'Who are they?' he asks
'Those are the Catholics' says God. 'They love ritual and impressive sermons and flashy architecture.'
They continue a while, and the man sees a long table filled with people eating and arguing.
'Who are those?' he asks.
'Those are the Hebrews' God answers. 'They love two things best: Eating well and arguing'.
Next they see a huge picnic with people dancing.
'The Episcopaleans' says God. 'They never stop partying'
They continue a bit further and come across a big building completely sealed up, with no windows or doors and no way in or out.
'Wow'. says the man. 'Who's in there?'
'Thats the Baptists' says God. 'They think they're the only ones here'.
2006-11-18 09:08:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That was pretty good..so I will tell one maybe you have not heard...A burglar breaks into a Christians house and he is met with a crazy voice that said "Jesus is watching you" he turned around and shined his flash light in the direction of the voice but saw nothing so he went on about his stealing as he was loading the silverware into a bag he heard it again "Jesus is watching you" he asked "hey who's there, again shining his light he sees a bird cage so he asks the bird "did you say that?" the bird said "yes!, Jesus is watching you!" the burglar started to laugh he said "that's cute, I suppose you are Jesus the bird replied " No I'm Moses" the burglar started to laugh real hard and said "What kind of idiot names their bird Moses" and the bird replied "the same kind that names their Rottweiler Jesus"
2006-11-18 09:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by candi_k7 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Alright.
2006-11-18 17:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by seek_fulfill 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very good I have be baptist and i love the Lord Jesus
and i just want to tell you Jesus still Loves you
Have a great day
2006-11-18 17:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by jan d 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny,Ive heard this one before,but it was the church of christ that thought they were the only ones!**lol**
2006-11-18 17:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by Erica B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hardy - Har - Har
2006-11-18 17:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-18 17:12:35 · answer #6 · answered by super saiyan 3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad, taste full
Thumbs up dude
2006-11-18 17:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by duster 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ooooooookay
2006-11-18 17:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by utuseclocal483 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all right
2006-11-18 17:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by george p 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for yr help
peace God bless!!
Love the joke!!
2006-11-22 13:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋