I was once lost. Just like you. Like a lot of you. I was born Christian, became an Atheist, converted to Islam, switched to Judaism, abandoned that and embraced Buddhism, converted back to Christianity, flip-flopped to Hinduism, left that for Voodooism, diverted to Sikhism, and now... I am finally at peace. I have discovered the greatest religion out there. Oprahism. Her works are far more sacred and lengthy than any other Holy text. Her O magazine, if compiled together, would stretch volumes. She is our Holy Mother. Her DNA can be found in all of us. She is the sole reason the Human race exists. Unlike other religions, modern science actually supports the integrity of Oprahism. Science has actually explained her numerous reincarnations and has photos to back it up. Looking at a picture from World War 2, we see a devastated and ruined town. In that photo, we can actually see Oprah, in the form that she is now, helping the injured bandage their wounds.
2006-08-07
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