Other - Society & Culture - 4 August 2006

becuase they are horny? Beacause they want their own sexual pleasure? Because they want to jerk off? Because they think it's funny? Because they are gross and perverted? WHY? Sex is PRIVATE!

2006-08-04 08:20:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 08:20:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Smart is when you only believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which fugging half!

Here are your top 7 winners of 2006 so far... Can't wait to see what the rest of the year will bring us!

In case you don't know, the Darwin Awards are an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
 
Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
 
And the nominees this year, in reverse order, are:
 
7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.
 
6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 30" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was, for reasons unknown, inserted into his rectum and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.
 
5. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.
 
4. A 22-year-old, man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70 foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground" Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma."
 
3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized.
 
2. Employees in a medium sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as 'bright' by his peers.
 
AND THE WINNER.....(ouch....)
 
1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his balls in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's balls in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for him, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and his balls were the weakest link. Sanchez's balls ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop which he was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.
 
Note: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But, because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-04 08:18:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 08:18:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is it RIGHT for China to MASS MURDER dogs?
Just recently, China has ordered the 2nd mass slaughter of dogs in the country, claiming to curb rabies outbreak. Is this inhumane?

CNN.com: "Second mass dog slaughter in China"
http://www.cnn.com/2006/world/asiapcf/08...

2006-08-04 08:18:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

It is amazing to me that this whole Mel Gibson incident is being given wall to wall coverage, just like the birth of Angelina Jolie's baby. I mean sure this may be news for people who want to see it but every minute every hour is a bit ridiculous.

2006-08-04 08:16:52 · 8 answers · asked by Liza J 1

Recently I met my former best friend of many many years. We started back talking for a few days and I have begun to see the reason why I stopped talking to her. Since we stopped talking once and there was a long period after that (1yr). How can I stop talking to her now before our friendship continues to regrow.

2006-08-04 08:14:04 · 10 answers · asked by Liza J 1

2006-08-04 08:13:23 · 4 answers · asked by Penny Sue 2

......but as you come closer to your goal you see a little child hurt and alone. None of your oponents look like they are going to stop. What do you do?

2006-08-04 08:12:46 · 7 answers · asked by Led*Zep*Babe 5

Girls who play video games?
Girls who don't wear make up?
Girls who read comic books?
Girls who wear what is comfortable, not what is trendy?
Girls who like sci-fi and fantasy movies better than romantic comedys?
Girls who know how to use swords and shoot arrows?
Girls who collect action figures, not barbies?

Just curious. (By the by, those all describe me.)

2006-08-04 08:12:21 · 6 answers · asked by Girl Wonder 5

2006-08-04 08:11:06 · 15 answers · asked by Naomi 4

Get almost-daily calls from 1-888-Services or 1-800-Services. Told them not to call anymore. Sometimes we don't even say anything, but just pick up and put down receiver again. They call in the a.m. and the p.m. Calling them back is no good, because those numbers are used by more than one organization so it's impossible to determine exactly who is calling.How to deal with this to end it once and for all? I believe it's illegal.

2006-08-04 08:11:03 · 12 answers · asked by 60s Chick 6

2006-08-04 08:09:25 · 12 answers · asked by curious 5

2006-08-04 08:08:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've been noticing more and more kids on this. I don't if it's a good idea for a child to be on this because sometimes their a lot of nasty things said on here. What's your opinion?

2006-08-04 08:07:34 · 16 answers · asked by Irene A 2

2006-08-04 08:07:19 · 2 answers · asked by bakbiter 3

For some reason, I remember walking in on my parents and till this day, it plays in my head and haunts me. I was just wondering whats yours?

2006-08-04 08:06:21 · 2 answers · asked by Nikki 1

..*sigh* and i just caught a guy couple minutes ago who said "I'm not racist but i wanna seriously ask this question" and then he mentioned in his question that why (mostly) crimes are commited by blacks ONLY !.Sorry homey that may sounds harsh but u gotta accept this"You are racist no matter what u say to your self..u are racist.Wake up man and realize that racism is barely over"

..*huh* and then u blame us as black people why we are being racist these days to other races..i guess the answer is soooo clear..*eh*.Now speakin 'bout crimes i've once saw a serie of dr.phill where he mentioned that the percentage of crime commited in the u.s.a by whites are way more bigger than those commited by black or latinos or whatever race it is.

I just wanna say that this equation is wrong guys plz when are u gonna realize that:Black race=Crimes,violence,sex,drugs.etc iz totally wrong..i guess i said enough.Now its up 2 you to either be racist or not.But let me tell u somethin i'm not racist!

2006-08-04 08:04:53 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

O.k. I love cheerleading but this year we got a new coach and she is old fashioned. I was on jv and was trying out for varsity, Im bigger than all the other girls on the squad and i think she had a problem with that because she put me back on jv and put girls with lower skill levels than me on varsity.I also remember when she found out i made jv last year she made weird comments about it.
I think it was pure discrimination.

2006-08-04 08:04:43 · 10 answers · asked by chickin 1

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0046876/Ss/0046876/2?path=gallery&path_key=0046876

Without telling the story that this photo is from....don't copy the movie. Make up YOUR OWN little,horror story. (I was only 5 when I saw this movie. No WONDER I won't swim in lagoons!!)

2006-08-04 08:02:34 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6

I was listening to that song by the black eye peas "Where is the love" and saying to myself "wow, why cant there just be world peace." I cried a long time thinking about how the world can be so cruel sometimes. Hitler and the Nazis, slavery, racsim, segregation, rape, KKK, World War 2 and 1. It opened my eyes to a lot. I'm grateful not to be able to go through such harsh times. The song really inspired me. I should start being more nicer to people- especially my family.

2006-08-04 08:01:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

This world needs peace but it looks it will never get it, why is REILIGION the mother of all evils. (that is the three monotheistic trouble-making ones, Jewish, Christian and Moslem.)

You do not see any Buddhist or Shinto’s fighting for anything anywhere.. peace people, go for peace, get a life and quit fighting.
Read Carl Sagan's "The demon haunted world" and you will understand SECULARISM is the way to go (The illuminati had good ideas back in the 1600's)

MAXR

2006-08-04 08:00:53 · 9 answers · asked by STROMBOLI-KRAKATOA JR 2

Do you think it's cool and there's hope for you one day, or do you think it is gross? Do you stare or have a hard time not staring?

2006-08-04 08:00:08 · 71 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 08:00:06 · 27 answers · asked by rainee 1

When i have to use a public toilet, as a walk up to the door i look for where people are unlikely to have pushed/pulled. this is to avoid getting their disgusting germs all over me, where they haven't bothered to wash their hands.

I recently found out i am not the only person doing this - luckily logic dictates that the same people doing this are like minded and therefore likely to be clean to!

I usually use a single digit to either push the top of te door, or pull the bottom corner of the handle! :-)

2006-08-04 07:56:05 · 20 answers · asked by Mac 2

2006-08-04 07:55:29 · 6 answers · asked by Thinker 4

2006-08-04 07:53:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've always heard this and i don't know WHY? it doesn't make any sense

2006-08-04 07:52:40 · 10 answers · asked by E_J 2

One of my favourite passtimes is to dive through doors that rude people have not held open for me - no matter how thin the gap gets, i always seem to make it...just! Do you do this?

2006-08-04 07:51:55 · 17 answers · asked by Mac 2

I live in Indianapolis by the way!

2006-08-04 07:49:11 · 12 answers · asked by Dan =] 3