When they ask you, "Why don't you quit smoking?" just ask them
"Why don't you quit having sex?". And when they say, "But sex doesnt cause cancer.", you tell them "No, but it causes unplanned prenancy, abortions, and spreads STDs. I don't HAVE to smoke and you don't HAVE to have sex, so lets both quit our habits and see who lasts the longest."
If you are a smoker, you will probably quit one day....but it will happen when YOU want to....not because of people who would judge you and cast the first stone, if ya get my drift.
2006-09-07
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