Why hasn't anyone found it yet? It should be visible, no? With like a telescope? Oh wait, it has to be invisible then, right?
Yeah, I used to have these friends when I was a kid, they were invisible, but then I grew up and they disappeared. Why? I don't know. You got me on that one.
How did jesus levitate to heaven? Wouldn't he have to go through space? They didn't have spacesuits back then did they? Cause I know that after rising from the dead taking a trip in space is gonna hurt, that's why jesus had to have a spacesuit right?
So then what's up? If the central reason for being a christian is believing jesus rose from the dead up to heaven, then why do people still believe in this crap? It obviously didn't happen. Unless of course you're in denial.
Then everything makes sense. Except the truth.
2006-12-06
10:53:43
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