I get that all the time.
"You just wait, one day you'll stand before Jesus and then you'll be sorry."
What am i supposed to be afraid of?
First, there is no Jesus. If he existed, he died 2000 years ago, get over it.
Second, according to the story, jesus was a hippy. I'm not afraid of hippies. They are very bad fighters.
Third, why do you think that threatening me with "Jesus is gonna get you" is going to work?
That's as bad as saying:
"Oh yeah, well my big brother will beat you up!" or "Better eat your vegetables or the boogieman will get you".
Those aren't very effective threats.
At least say something like:
"The religious police are going to get you." or "We are going to have an Inquisition and you will burn at the stake."
Those are threats. Not telling me an imaginary hippy is going to be standing in front of me.
2006-08-09
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