down to my beloved wife and parents. How soon should I reserve the plots on the sunnyside of the slope?
2006-08-09 07:42:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
But patti, how do you really feel?
2006-08-09 07:53:39 · update #1
Ode to Patti P .....(from the Patty Duke show of another era)
Meet Enzyme who lived most everywhere
from Vietnam to Oregon
but Patti P has only seen the sights
a girl can see from 6th grade smarts-what a crazy pair
But their cousins,
identical cousins all the way
one pair of matching book ends
different than night and day
Where Enzyme adores a polka band,
a Philly cheese steak, and a fine wine brand
our Patti P loves to shuck and jive,
a hot dog makes her lose control-what a wild duet!
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
2006-08-09 10:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure your wife would love to get laid with you on that sunnyside of the slope. But if I were you, don't try any slick moves with her until its dark outside and you are sure your parents are dead to the world.
2006-08-09 10:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully everyone you mentioned is still on the green side of grass. The 4 of you should go together and buy the plot. put it in all 4 names cause you never know! That way who ever is left knows whats to be done. There is comfort in planing ahead.
2006-08-09 07:50:17 · answer #3 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be an egghead. I didn't take you for a daisy-pusher. You have just turned this into a grave situation, a dirty business. I think you may be dead wrong about burying, why not go for cremation? It is much more environmentally friendly. Then they can plant you wherever they like. You could urn your place among the greats.
2006-08-09 15:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Speak for youself lunatic, they probably would chhose not too. If I didn,t know better I would think you are entertaining a homicide/suicide plot. Why don,t you just go up to that sunny slope, dig a hole, crawl in it, anthen pull the dirt down over you. sounds like you would be doing your wife and parents a big favor.
2006-08-09 07:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Enzyme, Marianne_not_Ginger, and Sanitizer, YOU ARE MY HEROES!! :-o ;)
It's just as true with your (final) plot of land as it is with your summer vacation or a good restaurant: Reserve early!
2006-08-09 10:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by sandislandtim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be a douchebag. Live until you die. But promise me you shan't procreate for the duration, as the world is all stocked up on liberal wierdos already.
2006-08-09 13:05:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you know that you and your wife can get laid on TOP of each other? cheaper too! or even creamation....nothing like a little hot, steamy ....errr...action!!!!
patti sounds like she'd be a lot of fun to party with!!!!!
2006-08-10 01:18:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you are in "grave" danger of "plotting" for death too early.
2006-08-09 13:19:17 · answer #9 · answered by NA 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
way cool. buzz off patti.
2006-08-09 09:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by badgurl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋