Gene Simmons:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race you’re a male chauvinist pig.
If you stay at home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard, there never is time for her. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good for nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet its male indifference.
If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination. If she asks you, it’s a favor.
2007-01-19
01:17:20
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