1) Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you aremillionaire conservative radio jock, which makes it an illness and needs our prayers for your recovery.2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve successall on their own.3) You have to believe that the US should get out of the UN, and that ourhighest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's livesbut it needs to punish anyone caught having private sex with the wronggender.5) You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray toAllah or Buddha.7) "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving theirjobs to India.8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions abouther own body, but that large multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.9) You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and thatJesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton.10) You hate the ALCU for representing convicted felons, but they owed itto the country to bail out Oliver North.11) You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale isto praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.12) You believe that group sex and drug use are degenerate sins that canonly be purged by running for governor of California as a Republican.13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, becausewe all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.14) You have to believe that the best way to fight terrorism is toalienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money.15) You have to believe that government medicine is wrong and that HMO'sand insurance companies only have your best interests at heart.
16) You have to believe that providing health care to all Iraqis is soundgovernment policy but providing health care to all Americans is socialismpersonified.17) You believe that tobacco's link to cancer and global warming are "junkscience", but Creationism should be taught in schools.18) You have to believe that waging war with no exit strategy was wrong inVietnam but right in Iraq.19) You have to believe that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him,a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney was doing business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed awe-can't-find-Bin-Laden diversion.20) You believe that government should restrict itself to just the powersnamed in the Constitution, which includes banning gay marriages andcensoring the internet.21) You have to believe that the public has a right to know about theadulterous affairs of Democrats, while those of Republicans are a privatematter.22) You have to believe that the public has a right to know aboutHillary's cattle trades but that Bush was right to censor those 28 pagesfrom the Congressional 9/11 report because you just can't handle the truth.23) You support state rights, which means Ashcroft telling states whatlocally passed voter initiatives he will allow them to have.24) You have to believe that what Clinton did in the 1960's is of vitalnational interest but what Bush did decades later is stale news andirrelevant.25) You have to believe that trade with Cuba is wrong because it iscommunist, but trading with China and Vietnam is just dandy.
2007-12-03
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