25 Rules for being a Good Republican.pls give me for democrat one?

Question

1) Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you aremillionaire conservative radio jock, which makes it an illness and needs our prayers for your recovery.2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve successall on their own.3) You have to believe that the US should get out of the UN, and that ourhighest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's livesbut it needs to punish anyone caught having private sex with the wronggender.5) You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray toAllah or Buddha.7) "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving theirjobs to India.8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions abouther own body, but that large multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.9) You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and thatJesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton.10) You hate the ALCU for representing convicted felons, but they owed itto the country to bail out Oliver North.11) You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale isto praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.12) You believe that group sex and drug use are degenerate sins that canonly be purged by running for governor of California as a Republican.13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, becausewe all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.14) You have to believe that the best way to fight terrorism is toalienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money.15) You have to believe that government medicine is wrong and that HMO'sand insurance companies only have your best interests at heart.

16) You have to believe that providing health care to all Iraqis is soundgovernment policy but providing health care to all Americans is socialismpersonified.17) You believe that tobacco's link to cancer and global warming are "junkscience", but Creationism should be taught in schools.18) You have to believe that waging war with no exit strategy was wrong inVietnam but right in Iraq.19) You have to believe that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him,a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney was doing business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed awe-can't-find-Bin-Laden diversion.20) You believe that government should restrict itself to just the powersnamed in the Constitution, which includes banning gay marriages andcensoring the internet.21) You have to believe that the public has a right to know about theadulterous affairs of Democrats, while those of Republicans are a privatematter.22) You have to believe that the public has a right to know aboutHillary's cattle trades but that Bush was right to censor those 28 pagesfrom the Congressional 9/11 report because you just can't handle the truth.23) You support state rights, which means Ashcroft telling states whatlocally passed voter initiatives he will allow them to have.24) You have to believe that what Clinton did in the 1960's is of vitalnational interest but what Bush did decades later is stale news andirrelevant.25) You have to believe that trade with Cuba is wrong because it iscommunist, but trading with China and Vietnam is just dandy.

Answer 1

rules for democrats

1) take as much money as you can from tax payers without bothering to think about how your going to pay for programs that are going to cost them more money

2) do whatever it takes to make sure you screw middle and lower class white men

3) it's always someone else's fault

4) it doesn't matter if the money comes from criminals

5) make sure you maintain the status quo and promote yourself as a champion of equality

6) never mind that our grandparents came here with green cards, learned english, worked their butts off and were proud to do it. make sure illegal immigrants get everything they want

7) which really helps them when they get sent back

8) kids younger then ten years old are slinging 9mm's so let's create a media stir over background checks and pass more gun control that's going to stop them

9) and treat law abiding citizens who get background checks and register their weapons like criminals because they use them for self defense

10) keep supporting underage girls who are in no way capable of making the choice to keep their legs shut and take benefits from people with legitimate serious health conditions

11) keep ignoring candidates with histories of abusing women, associating with criminals and worse as long as their pro choice.

12) keep empowering women with the message that they are always equal but still struggle to survive in a man's world


13) the chinese want our missile technology and other designs? no problem! give em nafta!

14) keep them borders open!!

15) you never have to pay for public relations when you have the media to do it for you

16) treat parents as criminals for disciplining their kids

17) and teachers

18) 18 years isn't enough to make sure a kid is qualified to get a diploma and go to college. give him the Mcat

19)only rich oil tycoons are evil. media moguls are the finest of upstanding citizens

20) only male ceo's are evil and accountable for their actions

21) make sure colleges can get around a student's gpa

22) kids really volunteer for programs like city year because they don't get paid a stipend

23) kids can't be held responsible as adults even when they kill

24) people can't make the choice to change the channel

25) parent's cant be held solely responsible for what their kids see and must be allowed to decide what everone else can watch or listen too

Answer 2

LOL 'Biggest tax increase in history'. No that happened during Reagan. Your bubble will be severely burst. Obama will easily defeat Romney. Democrats will keep control of the Senate. Republicans will keep the House but lose a few seats.

Answer 3

A Good democrat must believe:
1)That war should be authorized, but never fought.
2)That the United Nations is the world's last, best hope, and every jot of its writ should always be respected, unless it inconveniences Saddam Hussein.
3)That nation building is always a humanitarian and just cause, unless it is undertaken in Iraq.
4)That anyone who said Saddam had weapons of mass destruction prior to the war was lying, unless his name is Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Madeleine Albright, Bill Cohen, John Kerry or Joe Lieberman, or the person ever served in the Clinton cabinet or as a Democratic senator.
5)That French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin is always right.
6)That President Bush isn't devoting enough resources to the reconstruction of Iraq, and that -- in light of his $87 billion aid proposal -- he is devoting far too many resources to the reconstruction of Iraq.
7)That George Bush maneuvering the United States into war is an act of manipulative genius, and also is very stupid.
8)That (fill in blank with latest conflict here) is another Vietnam.
9)That the U.S. military is overextended -- and should be smaller.
10)That unilateral U.S. diplomatic pressure is always wrong, unless it is brought to bear on Israel.
11)That it is absolutely necessary for the cause of clean government for candidates to abide by the limits set by the presidential public-financing system, unless they -- like Kerry and Howard Dean -- have enough money not to. That big money corrupts politics, unless it is big money raised by California Gov. Gray Davis.
12)That punch-card ballots are a travesty of justice, unless they elect a Democrat (as they did in California just one year ago).
13)That Bush is bankrupting the federal government, but is a tightfisted ogre for countenancing only a $400 billion new prescription-drug benefit.
14)That Bush is fiscally profligate, but isn't spending enough on education, "first responders," health care or anything else not called "defense."
15)That the nation cannot afford the pending retirement of the baby boomers, but the baby boomers should get more benefits for their pending retirements.
16)That Bush is responsible for an economic downturn that began before he was elected and that Clinton is responsible for an economic recovery that began before he was elected (here at last -- a kind of consistency!).
17)That small-business owners are the heart of the economy unless they succeed, at which point they become "the rich." That it is evil to be rich, unless you got that way by marrying Teresa Heinz.
18)That it is wrong to be a millionaire, unless you got that way by suing people.
19)That the sons of the upper-crust Northeastern elite are always and everywhere out-of-touch, unless they are named Howard Dean. (or Kennedy)
20)That it is unseemly to mix military matters with politics, but you should vote for FORMER General Wesley Clark, and salute when you do so.
21)That a deranged candidate should not be elected president, unless he is named Bob Graham.
22)That no child should be left behind, unless it is in an urban public-school system. That no child should be left behind, unless it is in the womb.
23)That the Patriot Act is denying Americans their liberties, and John Kerry, Joe Lieberman, John Edwards or Bob Graham should be elected president after having voted for it.
24)That deposing John Ashcroft would be preferable to deposing Mullah Omar.
25)That library records are sacred, but the Constitution -- a "living document" subject to manipulation by judges -- is not.

Answer 4

i can come up with blanket statements like this for dems, but bashing is not really my style. (i do know lots of blanket statements, they just don't float!--same as this rant here.)


edit:ok i'll do ONE--abortion on demand-good, death penalty-bad....

Answer 5

A Good Democrat:
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2.You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
3.You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
4. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
5. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
6. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
7. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
8. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
9. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
10. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
11. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
12. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
13. You have to believe Richard Nixon obstructed justice by having an 18 1/2-minute gap in one tape of his recorded conversations, but that it was only an innocent mistake that one year's worth of Al Gore's e-mails got erased. And, wouldn't you know that these e-mails of Al's just happen to be the ones subpoenaed by a White House committee and a federal grand jury in their continuing investigation of campaign finance abuses and other matters.
14. After the votes have been counted the same as they were in 37 other states, you must believe that hand counting the votes in three heavily democrat districts of the nation, ignoring the thousands of others many of which are heavily republican, is the only way to determine who was really elected.
15. You must believe that killing a mass murderer is horrible, but believe that flusing innocent babies down the drain is cool.
16. You must believe that buying a gun will turn a good person into a sociopathic predator.
17. You must believe that the Soviet Union just fell by itself.
18. You have to believe that the nation's prosperity has nothing to do with government, and that the best thing government can do to enhance our prosperity, is to leave us the hell alone.
19. You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives UNLESS those people violate the rights of others.
20. You have to believe that the ACLU is good WHEN they defend the Constitution, while the NRA is good WHEN they defend the Constitution.
21. You have to believe that moral values are hate.
22. You have to believe that Democrats are fighting for poor people, eventhough the leaders such as Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Al Gore, etc. are getting richer and richer for using that war-chant, while the poor people are getting poorer and poorer.
23. You have to believe that in order to get ahead in life is that you have to be born to proviledge, and any other way to get ahead in life must be wrong and very UN-AMERICAN. .
24. Sexual-orientation is great because it is only about sex, White-skin orientation is wrong because, well, kill the whiteys
25. Kill the amnesic drunk drivers because they operate cars, save the amnesic criminal through insanity plea, he only killed her with his bare teeth like a maniac, he did not use a gun.
26. Guns are solely for killing; forget that pitch forks and guns can be useful peaceful farm tools. Self defense is not peace, let the horrible war monger kill you.
27. Humans are all equal except at birth. Kill babies, save criminals.
28. Never impose pain on yourself even if it means putting others in pain.
29. You have to believe that a national election should be decided by a roomful of Democrats, meeting behind closed doors, attempting to determine the voters' intentions.
30. You have to believe that people born poor can never achieve anything without lots of help from an overwhelmingly powerful government, and you have to believe that people who DO manage to succeed without government's help have obviously "cheated" (because Equal Opportunity always leads to Equal Outcomes unless somebody cheated), and thus they deserve to be heavily penalized.
31. You have to believe that if you can cite a single government program that is popular with one segment of the population, that this automatically justifies ALL government programs. One must either agree with 0% of government programs, or with 100% of them; any number in between makes them a hypocrite.
32. You look in the mirror and imagine you see a white knight "fighting for the helpless members of society," while simultaneously you find nothing wrong with pithing a 9-month old about-to-be-born "bunch of cells" - as you call it - in the back of the head with a sharp scissors and twisting them around inside like it was a frog in Jr. Hi. Science class. You see this as compassionate liberalism, because it supports some vague right that you like to term "choice," while you avoid at all costs any discussion of the details of just what exactly is the thing that is being "chosen" here.
33. You have to believe that large businesses are inherently evil while large governments are inherently good.
34. And anyone disliking Clinton can be automatically tagged with the "hatred" label, while anyone who foams at the mouth against conservatives is just "politically aware," that's all.

Answer 6

Talk about stereotyping. One size fits all, is that it?

Answer 7

I agree, you are right. The only problem is that Republicans simply don't think. All they do is react. Its simple! Anything a Republican does is good and anything a Democrat does is bad. Politics is nothing but rah rah team to them, no analysis, not even any basic values--consider Sen. Larry Craig for example, running as a conservative family values christian republican but getting his jollies in public toilets. Mark Foley, too. Not merely being closet cases, but speaking out forcefully and very hypocritically against gays while doing worse things than they were even denouncing. And they felt just fine about it. I don't have a clue how to deal with people who will simply not deal with reality, I guess all you can do is just let them go on their merry way and if some day they find themselves in poverty, or denied medical coverage, well, thats just something they brought on themselves, whether they ever acknowledge their responsibility for it or not.

Answer 8

I saw this on the net. Republicans are too busy to come up with a silly list. Dems have a lot of free time. LOL!

BTW jade ,George Soros (the puppet master of the Dems) owns 1.9 million shares of Halliburton.

Answer 9

Nice rant there, Skippy. And, your question is?

BTW, I just love how you neo-libs obsess over Rush. Good grief, it makes one think y'all are secretly in love with the guy.

Democrat Rule #1: Power is everything. Therefore, do what ever it takes to get it and keep it.

Answer 10

I love this! It is wonderful, and totally accurate! It does an excellent job of illustrating the hypocrisy of the conservative mindset! *sm*