We submitted this question to both MIT & CalTech for exhaustive study. Here are their findings:
1) Bush is 28% deficient in intellectual capacity from being an inbred Anglo-Saxon. Under the best circumstances, he would have an IQ of 72.
2) But then, he damaged his brain from years of alcoholism. That destroyed an estimated 33% of his usable brain.
3) In addition, he fried his brain by cocaine use, rendering another 10% of his available brain cells non-functional.
4) Finally, the mind-suppressing effects of religious obsession made his entire brain next to useless.
Bush's intellectual capacity is thus ranked somewhere between a chipmunk and a parakeet.
Researchers at CalTech also came across another interesting statistic: People's support of Bush is inversely related to their general intelligence. To explain this to Bush supporters, the more stupid YOU are, the more you like Bush. And the more intelligent someone is, the more they oppose his failed policies.
2006-07-31
02:47:16
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