We submitted this question to both MIT & CalTech for exhaustive study. Here are their findings:
1) Bush is 28% deficient in intellectual capacity from being an inbred Anglo-Saxon. Under the best circumstances, he would have an IQ of 72.
2) But then, he damaged his brain from years of alcoholism. That destroyed an estimated 33% of his usable brain.
3) In addition, he fried his brain by cocaine use, rendering another 10% of his available brain cells non-functional.
4) Finally, the mind-suppressing effects of religious obsession made his entire brain next to useless.
Bush's intellectual capacity is thus ranked somewhere between a chipmunk and a parakeet.
Researchers at CalTech also came across another interesting statistic: People's support of Bush is inversely related to their general intelligence. To explain this to Bush supporters, the more stupid YOU are, the more you like Bush. And the more intelligent someone is, the more they oppose his failed policies.
2006-07-31 02:47:16 · 17 answers · asked by kreevich 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
That is an unfair assertion.
You will be hearing from the Chipmunk Anti-Defamation League and the Fair Treatment for Parakeets Justice Office.
They will not stand around and be compared to George Bush on the intelligence ladder.
Can George Bush go "Pretty bird"?
Can George Bush stuff loads of acorns into his mouth?
(Although we do concede that George Bush would run about 80% across the road and then dart back)
2006-07-31 02:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I agree with everything, but the insult to chipmunks and parakeets!
If Bushit's brains were premium gasoline, he couldn't power a flee size motorcycle half way around a BB!
2006-07-31 11:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love your post--I just said that to someone today esentially while we were protesting with the world can't wait drive out the Bush regime here in Columbus Ohio.
There is a correlation--the more intelligent, you are the further left you are.
And why do you think Dubwa begins with DUHHHHHH
2006-07-31 22:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by janie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute but , more like spoiled rich kid party boy in a wealthy and severely religious crowd where its who you know not what you know..
and remember they stooped to many lows and lies to get in. alcoholics and druggies are very good scammers and liars. and know on which side their bread is buttered and how to keep it that way.
and the very rich rarely get that way by being good and giving persons.
so he was a perfect (empty vessel) for representing the religious right and wealthy corporate republicans.
2006-07-31 10:01:43 · answer #4 · answered by macdoodle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess what? every time your fingers touch the keyboard, your stupidity shines through. Maybe it's not your fault; it could be a result of the inbreeding that occurred at your conception. Maybe you could move to North Korea. I heard they are looking for geniuses like you. Get a clue, you mindless moron.
2006-07-31 09:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by Greg 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the last two brain cells in his brain spend most of the day fighting each other.
2006-07-31 10:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by Brackalicious 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course he ( and his followers) wouldn't buy this because it involves science and college (who they believe are full of atheists and liberals) Ha. I, however, think it is dead on. I couldn't be more against Bush, his policies, his cronies, or his supporters. But I already knew I was smart. :)
2006-07-31 09:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by erin h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This can't be true, why would MIT waste their time in a Bush study when he only needs to open his mouth to prove he is brainless?
2006-08-03 14:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by Cid2006 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very accurate statistics
2006-07-31 09:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and somehow Gore, Kerry and Democrat supporters still could not beat him. What does not make you??? <== This I got to know. LOL
2006-07-31 09:55:09 · answer #10 · answered by Quickie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋