How to protect yourself:
1. never go out side, there satellites are watching you. they are good enough to read the next on your newspaper.
2. never use a computer! the day you log on to the "internet" they know who you are, they read your emails, they know you history, and there is a "bug" in every computer, listening.
3. never use the phone! they record everyphone call you make and automatically re-directs your call to a goverment official when the machine hears the following words: bomb, terrorists, osama, allah, 9-11, george bush, and white house.
4. never release your real name! i suggest the alias: rusty shackleford.
5. as of this day, you have no friends. everyone is the enemy. the only person you can trust is no-one. not even yourself. spread the word !!!
Wear a tinfoil hat, drink only kool aid, and never eat a breakfast burrito because they contain nano camera technology.
I was one of them, the secrets out!
PS - area 51 is real!
2006-07-09
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