How to protect yourself:
1. never go out side, there satellites are watching you. they are good enough to read the next on your newspaper.
2. never use a computer! the day you log on to the "internet" they know who you are, they read your emails, they know you history, and there is a "bug" in every computer, listening.
3. never use the phone! they record everyphone call you make and automatically re-directs your call to a goverment official when the machine hears the following words: bomb, terrorists, osama, allah, 9-11, george bush, and white house.
4. never release your real name! i suggest the alias: rusty shackleford.
5. as of this day, you have no friends. everyone is the enemy. the only person you can trust is no-one. not even yourself. spread the word !!!
Wear a tinfoil hat, drink only kool aid, and never eat a breakfast burrito because they contain nano camera technology.
I was one of them, the secrets out!
PS - area 51 is real!
2006-07-09 12:53:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
More true than not.
2006-07-09 12:59:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FACT: You bank account is being watched, your credit card charges are being monitored, your e-mail is being monitored, the U.S Mail you send and receive is being monitored, your web searches are being monitored, your telephone calls are being listened to, and your travel is being tracked. All without a warrant just fishing for a perceived misdeed. Who knows what has not been exposed yet.
MAYBE: Your sex habits, alcohol consumption, driving habits, hidden video cameras in your home, anal probes. The precedent has been set, the sky is the limit. The Republican Congress is about give the president unrestrained authority for all these warrant-less searches and domestic spying .
2006-07-09 19:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by kniggs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like the name rusty shackleford.
2006-07-09 20:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by Cherokee_pride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a F*****G crazy mission of James Bond, the agent 007. They might be doing that, but it's not that extreme!!! (I THINK)
2006-07-09 19:58:23 · answer #4 · answered by SPIRIT The Mustang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dude, i think you have some real problems. But watch out because i think i saw someone following you.
2006-07-09 20:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by fpaulk1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you took to many hit's from the pizo...tom science
2006-07-09 19:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u watch That 70's Show? cuz ur jus like hyde.
2006-07-09 19:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by temperforever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let them watch i will ,moon them
2006-07-09 19:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELL YEAH!
2006-07-09 20:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by The Mrs. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋