Me and my boyfriend were out driving last night and it’s really cold and all I saw something in the road and I asked him to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and I got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and I told my b/f, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "OK, Get in the car with it." I asked him, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm
there." "But what about the smell?" I said.
"Just hold its little nose."
My boyfriend is expected to recover, but the skunk I used to beat him with unfortunately died at the scene.
2007-02-14
05:03:42
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