Me and my boyfriend were out driving last night and it’s really cold and all I saw something in the road and I asked him to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and I got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and I told my b/f, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "OK, Get in the car with it." I asked him, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm
there." "But what about the smell?" I said.
"Just hold its little nose."
My boyfriend is expected to recover, but the skunk I used to beat him with unfortunately died at the scene.
2007-02-14 05:03:42 · 12 answers · asked by K-E-G 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Karen, that's why I feel so bad! He didn't do anything to me! I just kind-of blacked out in the heat of passion!!
2007-02-14 05:11:53 · update #1
Yeah, and I'm giving everyone on my questions thumbs up because I appreciate ALL comments!
2007-02-14 05:21:29 · update #2
LMFAO! HEY HONEY, I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
2007-02-14 05:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
IMLAO, hehehehehe Very Good Pretty KEG...
Luckily little skunk got a moment or two of bliss even if he did get his little nose held, I'm sure he was real cosy. OMG you are beautiful as well as good fun..
heheheheheheeh :0)
2007-02-14 07:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh. That is a funny story and I always appreciate a good laugh.
2007-02-14 05:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by tom4texas 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, but if that's a true story feel ashamed, you beat him with a living creature that you killed. Violence and murder is basically what you did.
2007-02-14 05:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by leaysa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And may I ask what that poor little skunk ever did to you?
2007-02-14 05:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by Karen 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
And he deserved it, he's lucky that is all you hit him with. Should have pulled a bobbit and beat him with his own junk.
D.A.M.N. that was funny.
2007-02-14 06:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the smell of your cootch.
2007-02-14 05:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by SEAHAWK 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A good one!!!!!!!! Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked.
2007-02-14 05:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by just the facts 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha thats pretty funny
2007-02-14 05:08:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty silly!
LOVE it
2007-02-14 06:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by NONAME 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋