Is there something kinky afoot here (Auggh!! Could not resist it--sorry, I"ll move on) like a none-too-subtle sexual overture in the form of an unspoken invitation, as it were, to the dance (AUGGHHH!!! EVEN WORSE!!--I barely am in control!! HELP!!), in which your socks cause your roomie to associate them with oral activities just as eating. More to the point, I suppose, is the issue of walking up in the morning and finding your toes all shriveled up like someone or something has been, ah, sucking on them? I won't admit outright that this has happened to me, you see, and I just want to get some feedback (Ooops, almost fell into that one!) so I know whether to buy a pistol or not and keep it under my pillow, or to just put a lock on my sock drawer.
2006-07-23
10:30:36
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