I went to a great aunts funeral on friday and now no one in the family will speak to me.I don't like funerals much,they're so solemn and boring,so I thought I'd liven it up a bit.I turned up in a clown outfit,which caused a few rumbles....but the real trouble started after everyone sat down on the whoopie cushions.Not a titter!
The vicar started his little bit and it was a bit dull,so I stuck a cream pie in his face and pulled his trousers down.Some members of the family then chased me round the building for a bit and I had to leave,no applause,nothing.I think the reason they won't speak to me though is that I'd ordered a lesbian strip duo for my great uncle,y'know, to cheer him up a bit now he's single....apparently the 'banana' routine was disgusting...
What's wrong with families?...
2006-08-12
08:48:06
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