I went to a great aunts funeral on friday and now no one in the family will speak to me.I don't like funerals much,they're so solemn and boring,so I thought I'd liven it up a bit.I turned up in a clown outfit,which caused a few rumbles....but the real trouble started after everyone sat down on the whoopie cushions.Not a titter!
The vicar started his little bit and it was a bit dull,so I stuck a cream pie in his face and pulled his trousers down.Some members of the family then chased me round the building for a bit and I had to leave,no applause,nothing.I think the reason they won't speak to me though is that I'd ordered a lesbian strip duo for my great uncle,y'know, to cheer him up a bit now he's single....apparently the 'banana' routine was disgusting...
What's wrong with families?...
2006-08-12 08:48:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Have any of you got a sense of humour at all? Are you all blinkered ******* idiots? yes,you are. It's a JOKE,remember when you could laugh at something before you had to scrutanise something before reacting? No..of course you don't,you ******* sheep.
2006-08-12 11:48:07 · update #1
Blimey, tough crowd here mate.
You better cancel the hearse with the falling off doors and comedy horn then.
Something's are sacred you know.
I'm still getting a Y shaped coffin for my sister when she croaks it though.
And I've loosened the bottom of 'DIY Daves' for next Thursday. I'm sure they'll appreciate the joke. Especially as he was killed by a falling kitchen cupboard he'd just put up.
2006-08-13 01:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are telling the truth on what you have done, then it shows you have no respect. I can see why your family does not talk to you. You are a shame for any family member to acknowledge you. If you are a young person, you will be know for that reputations, that you have made for yourself. When you get older, you will be shunned. I wonder what type of an upbringing you had? In the Mental institutions around the USA. they have people locked up that are not as out of control as you. Is there no shame to you. It is one thing to go to a funeral and tell jokes quietly, but to do what you have done is totally Psychiataric.
Don't ever do that agian. If I were your parents, I would get you commited. Please change, it is very disgusting.
2006-08-12 17:08:40 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I want a lively funeral because I cant stand the thought of my family in mourning. The clown outfit sounds good but I wont bother with the rest.
2006-08-12 16:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Dolly Blue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a problem with fun at funerals. I always make sure I bring a child under five with me so they can shout "I'm bored" when the vicar starts. Hey, isn't everyone? I don't like the solemness either.
Last one I attended the daughter of the deceased brought her little dog with her, who promptly shat in the graveyard after the service. how I laughed.
2006-08-12 20:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on guys, he's/she's obviously having a laugh, (aren't you?) it's very funny and a bloody good idea if you ask me. If more people thought like this then their would be tears of joy.
p.s Where did you get the clown outfit?
2006-08-12 15:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hunni, I hope this is a joke. I know funerals are sad and need cheering up but I think your method was a little extreme and OTT.
If its attention you want, you've got it!
But in future, try joining a circus.
All the best in regaining respect from your family!
2006-08-12 16:02:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
u win points for originality; the clown costume was a bit much though. i like the way u think! want to go with me to my next funeral? i thought i was the only one with a morbid sense of humor.
2006-08-12 16:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the have a different way of looking at things for them what you did at the funeral was not good because the old way people did thongs was to strike with time your family will talk to you
maybe u should be clown it seems to me that you will meke people laugh and that is what we need in this world
good luck
2006-08-12 15:59:11 · answer #8 · answered by juanita2_2000 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funerals are a time to remember the dead one,not for jokes!I think that you should apologize to your family put on black clothes and wear them for a week or more (remember to change the clothes)and also visit your great aunts grave and also apologize to her.
2006-08-12 16:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by waclaw f 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well what can i say ? everyone 1 has said it , if you felt like an acted like a clown why didnt ya just stay at home, silly child
2006-08-12 18:07:35 · answer #10 · answered by jojo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋