Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2007

...just wondering.....

2007-11-30 06:20:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-30 06:19:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever been so tired of your job that you just dont want to try any longer ,just give up and go for a fresh start somewhere else,for me its one of those days...

2007-11-30 06:18:49 · 12 answers · asked by life goes on... 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 06:17:57 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who would you like on your Tunnel Building Committee ?

2007-11-30 06:17:04 · 19 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

He insisted he was an alligator in the Amazon.

2007-11-30 06:16:58 · 9 answers · asked by Spotlight 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on the same day. As they are approaching the gates of heaven, God tells them that there is only ONE spot left.
Knowing this, Pamela decides to seduce God by showing her bare breasts. God looks at them and says, "Very nice."

"Does that mean I''m in?" says Pamela. God looks over to his side and sees the Queen of England douching in the corner.

He looks back at Pamela and says, "Sorry, a royal flush always beats a pair."

2007-11-30 06:16:05 · 1 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-30 06:15:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is there one Christmas present that you wanted more than anything but you didn't get it??

2007-11-30 06:15:05 · 18 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

on the bed post over night?

2007-11-30 06:15:05 · 9 answers · asked by Willy Wonka Farted 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 06:14:48 · 5 answers · asked by Coin 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please submit a normal everyday job and not something bizzare or one of a kind. Thanks!

2007-11-30 06:14:31 · 32 answers · asked by Rita K 1 in Polls & Surveys

One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.
Susie said, "Your heart, 'cause you need it to love."

Richie said, "Your head, 'cause you need it to think."

Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him reluctantly. Little Johnny said, "Your feet."

Confused, the teacher asked why.

Johnny replied, "When I walked past my mom's room last night, she had her feet in the air and was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"

2007-11-30 06:13:21 · 7 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Jokes & Riddles

have a great weekend everyone, off to see the wizard

2007-11-30 06:12:58 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think my boss knows I'm on some B.S.

2007-11-30 06:11:59 · 8 answers · asked by Bee Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've been so uncomfortable with it for all my life. If I were to do it, it would be for me, not for anyone else. I'm not stupid and I don't think that getting a nose job will fix all my problems, nor will I really base my decision on what people on Yahoo! Answers think; it would just be nice to have some other people's perspective.

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And please, please, please, do not comment on how young I look, its really annoying, and I am no where near the age that most people think I am.

Thank you! <3

2007-11-30 06:11:31 · 20 answers · asked by frc_222 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 06:10:43 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 06:09:13 · 13 answers · asked by oxo_tracey_oxo 2 in Comedy

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Guess.

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?

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--- And the best for last: ---


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?


WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

2007-11-30 06:09:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Now that Drew Carey has been host of The Price is Right for about for over a month now, what do you think of him hosting the show and is he a good replacement for Bob Barker?

2007-11-30 06:08:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

Which would you rather have?

2007-11-30 06:07:49 · 21 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

on the playlist below

2007-11-30 06:07:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?"
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "FATHER HE HAS AIDS.
Priest:"THAT SON OF A *****!
PLZ GIVE ME A STAR IF U LIKE IT

2007-11-30 06:07:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If so, which song?

2007-11-30 06:06:31 · 12 answers · asked by Tacymevol 5 in Other - Music

It's freezing here and I can't seem to warm up today. What's it like where you are? Go ahead, make me jealous or let's commiserate!

2007-11-30 06:05:54 · 8 answers · asked by Sassygirlzmom 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 06:05:43 · 14 answers · asked by It's A Secret. Shh 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 06:04:49 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 06:03:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

2007-11-30 06:03:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am NOT trying to spoil anything. What I'm asking is what would YOU do, if you wanted to lose a friend. Or what a friend had to do if he/she wanted to lose you.

Thank you for your answers! :)

Have a wonderful weekend! :)

2007-11-30 06:02:55 · 33 answers · asked by Moon :) 7 in Polls & Surveys