Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2007

Little Johnny was in the 3rd grade when the teacher asked if anyone could come up with a 3 syllable word and use it in a sentance. Johnny was the first with his hand raised but the teacher knew better and called on little sally. sally stood and said "beautiful, my teacher is beautiful" very good the teacher said, anyone else? Johnny had his hand way up in the air, but the teacher called on timmy. "wonderful, my teacher is wonderful" very good timmy, anyone else? johnny is now standing on his chair with his arm raised and no one else was an answer so the teacher says OK johnny, go ahead. Johnny stood and said "urinate, your an 8 but if your **** were bigger you'd be a 10!"

2007-11-30 05:38:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Mine are the soup natzi & the one with Elaine's crazy dancing

2007-11-30 05:38:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you think that whoever is giving all the thumbs down to people will grow a heart this holiday season?

or is that too much to ask?

2007-11-30 05:37:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

meet in the middle beneath that old Gorgia pine???

2007-11-30 05:37:12 · 8 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me."

So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."

2007-11-30 05:36:32 · 7 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you really want to get best answer? Does it make your day, or do you just answer for fun and don't think about it?

2007-11-30 05:36:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A top ten would be cool, if you can think of that many, but answer however you want.

2007-11-30 05:36:31 · 8 answers · asked by MikeTX 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm very grateful for your answers, thank you very much :)

Everyonce in a while certain people will mention this to me?

2007-11-30 05:36:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you`ll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won`t mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9) The word "commitment" doesn`t scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11)
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don`t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there`s no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn`t make you pregnant.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn`t matter.

2007-11-30 05:35:52 · 26 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-30 05:35:28 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you could HUG right now? THANK YOU TBM♥♥

2007-11-30 05:35:27 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 05:35:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 05:34:39 · 43 answers · asked by Parawhore 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 05:33:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This famous insult comedian has been around for decades, so alot of the younger ones out there may not know who he is.

If you aren't sure who he is, here's a link to his site:
http://www.thehockeypuck.com/

I'm asking because HBO is showing a documentary on him and that made me want to see how popular he is in the Community here.

Thanks!

2007-11-30 05:33:17 · 18 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 05:33:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wish they drove down the streets selling spaghetti dinners.

2007-11-30 05:32:29 · 8 answers · asked by lucy diamond 6 in Polls & Surveys

Britney is in the media so much , There are people that dont even know the woman judging her.. I think that people should keep there thoughts to there self.. Its not nice how much abuse can one person take.. Can you imagin living your life and having every mistake you ever made played out on nation television.. I think its wrong to do people that way.. regaurdless of there profession..

2007-11-30 05:32:19 · 47 answers · asked by ☻Jay ™☻ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 05:32:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

it,s got to be hot.
you,ve got to take your time.
you,ve got to stir gently but firmly.
you,ve got to grind your beans untill they squeak.
then you put your milk in..........

2007-11-30 05:31:44 · 9 answers · asked by mailys@btinternet.com 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-30 05:31:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Was Jacks 2 piece outfit the best of the bunch ?
Or did you have another favorite ?

http://bp3.blogger.com/_N2GwfFRCkGA/R05YkKt7jzI/AAAAAAAABBs/AxoVR79nbfk/s1600-h/PollEpisode3numbered.jpg

The pictures are:

1 Jillian, 2 CARMEN ( Who was Auf'd ) 3 Christian, 4 Kit, 5 Rami, 6 Sweet P, 7 Kevin, 8 Ricky ( Bottom Two ), 9 Steven, 10 JACK ( Winner ) 11 Victorya, 12 Chris, 13 Elisa

2007-11-30 05:31:15 · 9 answers · asked by Light Writer 7 in Reality Television

that this lady sued WAL-MART for taxing toilet paper and won?

2007-11-30 05:30:45 · 10 answers · asked by katdandawn 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 05:30:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Will you be eager to hear his first broad cast?

2007-11-30 05:29:57 · 5 answers · asked by KyLoveChick 7 in Polls & Surveys

muffin
corn bread
croissant
danish
bagle
english muffin
sliced bread
coffee cake
cinnamon rolles
angel food cake
brownie
pie
scone
pound cake

2007-11-30 05:29:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 05:29:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The late owner of the Cleveland Indians leaves his wife in charge of the team when he dies. She schemes up ways to drive the team out of the city in what movie?

2007-11-30 05:29:03 · 4 answers · asked by leelee 3 in Movies

2007-11-30 05:26:21 · 10 answers · asked by Zack W 1 in R&B & Soul

Where I live, I would have to give it to the UPS and Budweiser drivers. I haven't see an ugly one yet.

2007-11-30 05:25:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys