1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you`ll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won`t mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9) The word "commitment" doesn`t scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11)
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don`t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there`s no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn`t make you pregnant.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn`t matter.
2007-11-30 05:35:52 · 26 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's quite frankly excellent!!
But nothing compares to chocolate...
Thank you very much :)
2007-11-30 05:42:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Sorry hun, I can only agree with 5 of those for chocolate being better then sex.
2007-11-30 13:45:13 · answer #2 · answered by Robbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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THAT IS SO FUNNY,I LIKE THE JOKE!!!!Well done,haha,awesome
2007-11-30 14:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by Opera Phantom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those were great. Sex feels better though, Star for you
2007-11-30 13:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And 20 reasons is enough for me- l have gone off sex anyway,l would sooner have a Mars bar, ha ha ha,lol. Thanks Twin.Love Jo xx
2007-11-30 16:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true. Chocolate will make you fat while sex won't.
2007-11-30 13:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 hahahahaha,
tht is soo true,
hahahahaha
u really deserve a * = D
2007-11-30 13:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good!
star 4 u!
2007-11-30 13:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by opengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so true, chocolate trumps all.
2007-11-30 17:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So totally true
xxxx
2007-11-30 15:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» Petal »-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋