Little Johnny was in the 3rd grade when the teacher asked if anyone could come up with a 3 syllable word and use it in a sentance. Johnny was the first with his hand raised but the teacher knew better and called on little sally. sally stood and said "beautiful, my teacher is beautiful" very good the teacher said, anyone else? Johnny had his hand way up in the air, but the teacher called on timmy. "wonderful, my teacher is wonderful" very good timmy, anyone else? johnny is now standing on his chair with his arm raised and no one else was an answer so the teacher says OK johnny, go ahead. Johnny stood and said "urinate, your an 8 but if your **** were bigger you'd be a 10!"
2007-11-30 05:38:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that s#!t was funny!!! good one
2007-11-30 05:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by KAYLA'S_MOMMY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke was too long (you could have used just the first and last sentences, alone), not to mention ancient (and poorly told). The joke must be read, because no one hearing it will associate "urinate" for "you're an 'eight'"; thus, the joke has a very limited audience. I'll grant that it's borderline cute, but certainly not funny, except, possibly, to other elementary school kids, of whom, apparently, all the other respondents to this question are! (and even then!) ;)
2007-11-30 14:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by skaizun 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 14:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Bad Johnny!!
2007-11-30 14:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
funny
kina sik
but lol
2007-11-30 13:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by opengirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loooooool
2007-11-30 13:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good. lol
2007-11-30 13:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-30 13:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
2007-11-30 13:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by boogles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2007-11-30 13:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋