One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.
Susie said, "Your heart, 'cause you need it to love."
Richie said, "Your head, 'cause you need it to think."
Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him reluctantly. Little Johnny said, "Your feet."
Confused, the teacher asked why.
Johnny replied, "When I walked past my mom's room last night, she had her feet in the air and was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
2007-11-30 06:13:21 · 7 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, thanks
2007-11-30 07:03:01 · answer #1 · answered by aleksandra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! That's a good one
Little Johnny was watching his mom get changed one day when he asked "Mom what are those?" "Those are my flashlights Johnny" replied his mom. Then Little Johnny asked "Mom what's that?" "That's my froest Little Johnny" replied his mom
Later that day Little Johnny watched his dad get changed. "Dad what's that?" asked Little Johnny. His dad replied "That's my little man Johnny"
That night, Johnny went to bed in his parents room with them. He looked under the covers and screamed "Mommy turn on your flashlights the little man's stuck in the forest!"
2007-11-30 06:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by ✂ scissor me timbers ✂ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 06:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaha!
2007-11-30 06:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by Sarra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
ROFL
2007-11-30 06:19:10 · answer #5 · answered by abdul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one =)
2007-11-30 06:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by thirdfrikkingaccount 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHA!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
naive boy.
2007-11-30 06:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by genie3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋