Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2007

By the by, they are not. You just have to get past their reserved exterior. They are not big on initiating things, but they are so flexible that they will try anything and you will have loads of fun.

2007-11-30 06:32:08 · 16 answers · asked by Tressy S 5 in Horoscopes

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What's on top of your Christmas tree?

Star, angel, or something else?

2007-11-30 06:31:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite Christmas song?

2007-11-30 06:30:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do you get all the paste out of a tub of toothpaste?

I can never seam to get it all out.

I need some help.

2007-11-30 06:30:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you believe this to be true or false...........??

people remember you more for stinginess than for your generosity??

2007-11-30 06:30:18 · 43 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Which store do you do the majority of your grocery shopping at?

Super Wal-Mart.

2007-11-30 06:28:04 · 26 answers · asked by Hoping he will bless me with #1 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What Is Your Opinion Of The Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers Game?

Opinions? I thought it was a good game and T.O. is an arrogant jerk but a good player.

2007-11-30 06:28:04 · 10 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Has anybody seen the movie called the New Guy?

2007-11-30 06:28:02 · 7 answers · asked by Only Lonely 1 in Movies

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What happens if i misbehave?

2007-11-30 06:27:32 · 33 answers · asked by Est passé de velours ♥Rose♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Beyonce, Alicia Keys, Mary J., Fergie or Rihanna?

Who is the best singer? Opinions?

2007-11-30 06:26:36 · 18 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary:
The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree never turned out to be the cash crop forecasted. It will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing considerable savings in maintenance.
The two turtle doves represent a redundancy that is simply not cost effective. In addition, their romance during working hours could not be condoned. The positions are therefore eliminated.
The three French hens will remain intact. After all, everyone loves the French.
The four calling birds were replaced by an automated voice mail system, with a call waiting option. An analysis is underway to determine who the birds have been calling, how often and how long they talked.
The five golden rings have been put on hold by the Board of Directors. Maintaining a portfolio based on one commodity could have negative implications for institutional investors. Diversification into other precious metals as well as a mix of T-Bills and high technology stocks appear to be in order.
The six geese-a-laying constitutes a luxury which can no longer be afforded. It has long been felt that the production rate of one egg per goose per day is an example of the decline in productivity. Three geese will be let go, and an upgrading in the selection procedure by personnel will assure management that from now on every goose it gets will be a good one.
The seven swans-a-swimming is obviously a number chosen in better times. Their function is primarily decorative. Mechanical swans are on order. The current swans will be retrained to learn some new strokes and therefore enhance their outplacement.
As you know, the eight maids-a-milking concept has been under heavy scrutiny by the EEOC. A male/female balance in the workforce is being sought. The more militant maids consider this a dead-end job with no upward mobility. Automation of the process may permit the maids to try a-mending, a-mentoring or a-mulching.
Nine ladies dancing has always been an odd number. This function will be phased out as these individuals grow older and can no longer do the steps.
Ten Lords-a-leaping is overkill. The high cost of Lords plus the expense of international air travel prompted the Compensation Committee to suggest replacing this group with ten out-of-work congressmen. While leaping ability may be somewhat sacrificed, the savings are significant because we expect an oversupply of unemployed congressmen this year.
Eleven pipers piping and twelve drummers drumming is a simple case of the band getting too big. A substitution with a string quartet, a cut back on new music and no uniforms will produce savings which will drop right down to the bottom line.
We can expect a substantial reduction in assorted people, fowl, animals and other expenses. Though incomplete, studies indicate that stretching deliveries over twelve days is inefficient. If we can drop ship in one day, service levels will be improved.
Regarding the lawsuit filed by the attorney's association seeking expansion to include the legal profession ("thirteen lawyers-a-suing"), action is pending.
Lastly, it is not beyond consideration that deeper cuts may be necessary in the future to stay competitive. Should that happen, the Board will request management to scrutinize the Snow White Division to see if seven dwarfs is the right number.

2007-11-30 06:26:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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asses, i found them funny?

(_x_) This is what I feel Like.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ***

(__!__) a fat ***

(!) a tight ***

(_*_) a sore ***

{_!_} a swishy ***

(_o_) an *** that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ***

(_X_) leave my *** alone

(_zzz_) a tired ***

(_E=mc2_) a smart ***

(_$_) Money coming out of his ***

(_?_) Dumb ***

i was reading starstix blog pages and found this really funny

2007-11-30 06:26:05 · 12 answers · asked by Snot Me 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Poll: Big Mac, Whopper, Champ With Cheese& Bacon, The Baconator?

Which is the best burger? Opinions?

2007-11-30 06:25:21 · 15 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What music do you like to sweat to?

I am not a fan of sweating to the oldies

2007-11-30 06:25:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Would you believe me if I told you?

I am really Santa and I have been spying on all of you P&S people to see if you fit on my naughty list or nice list?

It's true! So where do you fit?

2007-11-30 06:24:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is there anything that you always put on your food?

Its either some Texas Pete hot sauce for me, or RANCH!

2007-11-30 06:23:51 · 27 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Were you hugged enough as a child?

2007-11-30 06:23:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Am I the only one who goes around...?

and turns the heat down and open the windows in the office for a cheap thrill....

2007-11-30 06:23:01 · 15 answers · asked by mrhappy 4 in Polls & Surveys

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My Friend suffers from 'teetopiaism' what should I do?

For people who dont know 'Teetopiaism' is the urge to be breast fed or you feel depressed,

Ok I didn't know myself what the hell it was, until my friend told me randomly, he showed me pictures of him being breast fed by his mum.....he's almost 20 years old,

apart from the weird fetish he's such a wonderful guy.....what should I do

2007-11-30 06:22:39 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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